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Re: Complicate the Person Above

It is whispered that Death Tribble knows where Jimmy Hoffa's vault is, because he is the once who stocked it with good liquior and bars of gold.. of course, Jimmy died shortly after it was completed....

Re: The Last Word

the current Pope... his official title is "Holy See"

Re: A Thread for Random Musings

ah... morning coffee...

Re: The Last Word

I thought that was the Holy See?

Re: A Game Of Questions

Are there multiple kinds of mummys?

Re: A Game Of Questions

Did you forget to get Mom something?

Re: The Last Word

schlemiel?

Re: The cranky thread

hmmm... only a bit cranky because we might still lose our class space... and I still have a dry spot from my sunburn...

Re: A Thread for Random Musings

unexpected days off are nice...

Re: Complicate the Person Above

It's been noted that Narratio eats ghost towns - the reason why however is because ectoplasm is an untapped source of regenerative powers... he uses it to keep his girlish figure...

Re: Musings on Random Musings

and just to prove that occasionally Karma works on the other end of the spectrum

I woke up for work yesterday, got myself and my coffee down to the call center and walk in. I was expecting Tom (my supervisor) to be there, because the call center he usually works out of was experiencing a "planned power outage" (they were replacing a generator or something) I tossed him a cheery "Good Morning" - his reply was "We have no tools" I (being a bit cheeky) was "Oh good, so I can clock in and go get breakfast?" he said "No, you can have a personal day and take the day off. Our tools are gone because of the outage and won't be back up until tomorrow when the turn the power back on" - Oh! so I smile and took the day off... got lots of my sewing projects caught up...

Re: Musings on Random Musings

NSFW' date=' not safe for sanity. I LOLed.[/quote']

 

 

ah... ummm... searching desparately for the right words... oh yeah!

 

BWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAHHAAAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!

 

*wipes tears from eyes* oh my!

Re: A Game Of Questions

are you talking about the polka one or the one with Donny Osmond?

Re: The cranky thread

kill the phantom page!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

Taste Great! Less Filling! Tastes Great! Less Filling!

NT: People you want in the next "Wasssssuuuupppp!!!???" commercial

Re: Answers & Questions

Q: Your father died and made you King! How do you feel about that?

 

A: And that's why ducks don't live in space.

Q: Everytime I put one out the airlock, it explodes, but the stickers say their amphibious?

A: I think she lost the thread.

Re: A Game Of Questions

did you see his new video?

Re: The "Nice Happy" Thread

can I just say.. NICE is ok.. but really, can you show me how to do the reports?

Re: Musings on Random Musings

something about a Swedish Bikini Team with meatballs... probably TMI

cute guys in Speedo's now....

Re: The cranky thread

NICE sucks....

Re: A Thread for Random Musings

I'm the victim of the phantom last page - and I've dance my CLA off this month...

Re: Complicate the Person Above

it has been noted, that although he protests, Narratio is still willing to be subjected to all day spa treatments at the Sahara Harem, an exclusive resort for bellydancers...

Re: Answers & Questions

Q: Miss Smith, you've got to help me. Some creepy bum in a tacky striped suit crashed my study date and 'poofed' the cute astronomer to parts unknown. Now I can't get rid of the creep. Any suggestions?

 

A: About a hundred different gems, a couple paintings, and a baseball.

Q: What was Geraldo hoping to find in Jimmy Hoffa's vault?

A: Nepotism is a good thing!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

Because I built him to do just that.

 

NT: Things you don't want your mad scientist son or daughter doing in your house.

dragging those messy dead body parts thru the living room

Re: A Game Of Questions

can you do my homepage in Java?