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Re: Voyage to Our Hollow Earth This sight is "real". A real con. The "gentleman" that is "organizing" the "expedition" puts up the sight every year and gets a few suckers to give him money and then the sight goes down only to "reappear" as if the earlier incantations ever existed.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Here is the quotes from the last 2 startrek games: The plant is growing because he is feeding it hamburger and...kittens. She then drugged, tided up and molested the science officer. And they have the thing that looks like a Winnebago. New Science and crack hoes. What else do you need? One thing the Nigerian Government doesn’t have is a starship. The Gorn rips your head off and poops down your throat just so that nothing else comes by to eat you before he gets back. Just to break things up the trackless jungle is sometimes re-placed by trackless swamp.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Wow!!!!!!

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... More Star Trek quotes: The Constitution gives you the right to own. Why are we checking this out? Because were a science vessel. Stay on yellow alert just so everybody knows that we are dealing with temporal badassness. Were supposed to be scamming I mean scanning. Why do you hate Kinligons? Because they keep talking. I watched the ship blow up while I was on it….That was bad. You could invent the 29th century stuff in the 28th century or the 27th. It feels like burning Of course he’s going to eat us…But we don’t know that yet. Dam…it..Why..Are..We..Talking like. Kirk? I..Don’t..Know? The captain is going to dumb and heroic. Again! Get a lock on him so we can beam him out. One of the PCs to me as my pilot just flew through a black hole. “It’s funny how you can do the virtually imposable on regular basis.†The GM describing the black hole. “There is a black hole going OOOOOOOOOH!†This is what it sounds like when the doves cry.

Dear Mr Long. Are we going to see more Hero Pluse Adventures soon?

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Another week of Startrek. L5R Don’t melt my face…. I need it to live. Stat Trek GM: Now for 30 seconds of railroading so that we can go on. Player 1: I have drugs that can stop this. Player 2: Your drugs don’t do anything vs. GM railroading. GM: What is your willpower? Player 1: I hear and obey my psychic masters. Player 2: What is it a +2? Player 1: No a +1. They have a PSI of 30! Player 2: Oh. Player 1: As I said I hear and obey. Those Psychic kids are more perverted than we thought. Player: You mean I lost? Player 2: Hey I got poned and set on fire so you got off easy. Player 1: I have never beat up a little kid before. Player 2: I have! All Players at once: Captain’s going to look crazy! If I could bich slap you through the communicator I would. I am missing time I’m not stupid. Vulcan’s don’t lie unless they do. GM: Don’t you wish you didn’t leave the councilor back at the star base don’t you? PC: A crazy Captain is still better. Lt don’t’ do 3d versions of pong during the crew meeting. I usually see the Captain once a day because he yells at me. I want to mind control myself. GM: Not all at once I am not a multitasking GM! Get more of the anti-mind control drugs and give them to every one especially the Klingon. Yes there looking for PSI fibers Do you notice any thing wrong? No we are mindless NPC’s. Please do not come up to me and rip off my shirt to give me a shot. It’s time we take this episode a little retro. I put the Kingdom’s brain in Tupperware. Welcome to the Endurance. I will be your stewardess. I will be handling your brain. Incoming poneige. The Captain’s wearing a shirt that says I own nubes. How am I a basterd? You mugged a guy at a truck stop on a post apocalyptic planet and left him for dead. That was a fluke! It doesn’t count. She sounds like an intelligence little b*(%^. I like her captain can I keep her? NO! Please! NO!!!!!!!!! The plot monster eats your phaser. I would like to open up a cone of woopass. This is called fudging numbers. They made one fatal mistake. They teleported themselves on to a planet with a man that beats up tigers. When the console blows up all it will take with it is an ensign. We’ll just replace that old obsolete brainwashing with this new shiny one. If you open any of these files I will have to erase your brain. Set course for the next story.

Re: Dinosaurs killed during the American Civil War? I read the reviews on Amazon. But of the 4 only one had actley read the book and that person liked it.

Re: Dinosaurs killed during the American Civil War? Dose anyone have the Encyclopedia of Cryptozoology: A Global Guide to Hidden Animals and Their Pursuers? Is it worth the money?

Re: The World of Kong Got love it. :thumbup: Sending players to Skull Island.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... It's Startrek/ Pulp! weekend for me again that means a pile of great quotes. Enjoy. Trek GM: I know what you want BUT I am not going to give it to you! Its’ kind of like music but I don’t need to be hearing it now. My girl friend won’t let me go home if I don’t win. I am not worried about the violence it’s about the pain. It’s all about the pain. There is no fun with out pain. I have a low pain threshold. Dam it I only rolled a 19. Milk, Eggs, Cheese, MORE BRAINS! Caption: We are not going to yellow alert for 3 days. GM: Alert, alert, alert. Psionic Science officer: If you don’t shut that off I am going to make more people think there monkeys. Caption: Who did you make think they were monkeys already? Science officer: The councilor. Caption: Ok. GM: Space is big. Have you even watched the show? You’re so creepy you’re cute. I don’t want you to psychic touch me. Gm: Did you get a 9 on investigate, or pilot, or scratch you a$%? You don’t keep that a secret for over a hundred years by stamping you name on every thing. Because the guy has no hands there is no hand written journal. I didn’t name you it’s not my fault. Player 1: I don’t think it’s a good idea to hide things. Especially from people that can rip it out of your brain. Player 2: Good idea. Pulp Game I would love to fight Chang the Iron Fist…. From a distance with a high powered sniper rifle. Or a nuke. I would prefer the nuke. Player 1:What do we do when we are done interrogating them? Player 2:Throw them off a tall building. PC: Do you remeber me? Tugge: Yes, you are the large Brazilian man who beat the crap out of me

Re: Dinosaurs killed during the American Civil War? Thanks I'll add it to my list.

Re: Your Hometown For Pulp The town I grew up in Swink Colorado was reputed to be a place where mobsters & moterized bandits would go to hide out.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From the Rifts game Monday: What kind of genius eats a box of 500 year old twinkles? From Cyberpunk last night: The priest can’t kill anybody. Yea but the bible is very fuzzy on knee caps.

Re: The Raven and Captain Battle Coolest name of a HERO PLUS ADVENTURE EVER!!!!

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... This is not from a game but it's from when I tryed to suggest a game last night. "Teen Champions makes me feel dirty."