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Der Kommisar - Pink Project

(Wandering You-Tube one dark and lonely night I discovered the simple delights of 80's Italian Disco...)

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Marcus once applied for the job of bar tender at the Rovers Return pub. But the incident with the hula hoop and the nun got him banned.

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Rex never bothers with pockets for his posies and that's why he never sneezes.

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Of course, while I was doing that, the death tribble was in the next studio transcribing 'The Posiedon Adventure' into Braille. We'd then meet at the end of the day and swop humourous stories over a glass of soma...

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Of course, death tribble is well known as being keeper of the Forbidden List of Character Skills and Perks. (Hint: Window Cleaning Skill does NOT link to either Blackmail or Seduction )

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Now that's totally true. I got the idea from watching tkdguy try and mate his collection of 'Transformers' with his 'My Little Pony' colletion. He has a really wierd imagination.

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What Marcus always leaves out of that story is that the "little accident" happened to him. Which taught him to never oversleep his wake up alarm again.

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Rex used to be Lord Kitcheners valet, they were ever so pally, Lord Kitchener and he...

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Marcus was fired from the job as Julius Caesars speech writer after he suggested that "I came, I saw, I stood in something unmentionable" would be a great sound bite.

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Rex is a part time ambulance chaser. No idea why, but that's how he knows about Cancers little accident.

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Marcus is the only person to knowingly send himself spam email. He claims it lets him keep in touch with his inner child.

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Despite the spelling "Rex Mundi" doesn't actually rhyme with Ted Bundy or Solomon Grundy. If you're a native English speaker, try saying it like this; "OW-ow-OW-ow-OW-ger-off-of-it-ya-bugger" and, despite missing the odd umlaut and dipthong, you'll be pretty close.

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Last year Cancer was appointed to the position of 'Court Entertainer In Residence' to the Royal Dog Kennels at Buckingham Palace.

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death tribble insists that his real name is Napoleon Solo but that he can't use it due to legal chicanery by the American entertainment industry.

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If you take a map and colour in black all the residential zones in the city limits of Boise, Idaho, you get Marcus' avatar. Amazing but true.

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tkdguy has a "My little Pony" tattoo. And yet nobody has ever seen it...

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In early 2007 an effigy of death tribble was burnt by the "Association of Christian Women in Bratislava". Nobody appears to know why.

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The songs says "You don't tug on Supermans cap, you don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with Jim!."

What most people don't know is that it originally just read as "Never, ever, EVER, mess with that darned tribble!" but he enacted a law suit under defamation of character, and won.

So, don't mess with the tribble kids 'cos he'll get you in the end.

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L.Marcus was a poster boy until puberty kicked in. Now he just lives on the memories.

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Cancer started his work career as a door to door salesmen of canine worming tablets.

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Ah yes... not many people realise it but, when death tribble says "I'll have your guts for garters!" he really, means it. Never, ever look into the bottom draw of his dresser.

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L.Marcus has never knowingly eaten pistachio flavour ice cream.

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Back in the 1950's the world was saved when Cancer single handedly fought off an invasion by the Flying Saucers from Galaxy Hunter M-13.

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Most people know that Harry Lime was the Third Man, but not many know that Rex was the Fourth Man and would have been third if not for a freak pogo stick accident.