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Terminal is widely recognized as the inventor of the cream cheese smoothie. It's why he decided to hang around on the NGD.

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Cancer of course has never seen the need for such frivolities. He prefers the old fashioned approach. Long bones turned into whistles or flutes, small bones turned into dice, that sort of thing. He's such a traditionalist!

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SatinKitty is indeed a kitten, but of the breed we usually call Smilodon... you've been warned.

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As in all things there is a 'dark side' to the art of cooking and the death tribble is its lord.

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The day I saw Cancer teaching a strain of smallpox virus to sit up and beg, I knew he was special...

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Since the unfortunate accident with the pogostick on Waterloo Bridge I've never seen death tribble travel during daylight hours.

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I once watched Cancer peel a hard boiled egg using only the masterly control of his nasal and upper lip muscles. Amazing.

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I remember the first Xmas I saw Cancer, like me he was just a youngster, barely a tumor in fact. But he'd been given a Parker Bros "Junior Vivisectionists Kit", whereas I had a kazoo. So he went running round like a wild thing, laughing, giggling, speying and performing vivisections on any and all small animals he could find. I lost my first three toed sloth that way...

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tkdguy bottled the champagne that was broken across the bows of the Titanic. From that point he moved on to Tomato ketchup.

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The Pripet Marshes are arguably death tribbles finest attempt at landscape gardening.

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When Jack Kirby first drew Galactus he used death tribble as his life model.

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Some of the more philosophical theorists have speculated that the big bang could actually have been TKDguy's wake up alarm.

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Of course the death tribble is not mentioning how he came to have "death" stapled to the front of his name. Really, it's a spelling mistake. One 'e' extra and the 'r' was lost. See, it was long, long ago in a far away galaxy...

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MacGuyver's Swiss army knife had a tool from removing tribbles from horses hooves. I'm still considering the implications.

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death tribble was once employed as King Solomon's map maker, which explains so many stories of lost treasures.

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death tribble has names for each of his nasal hairs.

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Cancer spends his nights running around flapping his arms and making "Whoop, whoop" noises. Inquiring minds ask why...

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Bodkins Odds breeds Three Toed Sloths for fun and profit.

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tkdguy used to be Ladybird Johnsons interior decorator, until that incident with the Bassett hound, 2lbs of tapioca and the Romanian bricklayer.

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Some of us belive he's really raising an army of kitten rebels to overcome SatinKitty's attempted domination of the NGD.

(Now that's a heck of a business card - SatinKitty, Dominatrix of the NGD)

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Cancer used to work for the Milk Marketing Board. He won't say what he did, just that it's classified and involved the security of the nation.

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Cancer's mother forced him to learn to play the accordion. And now Polka bands terrorize the Catskill Mountains each summer. The things people do for revenge...

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I've always regretted not investing in the death tribbles takeover bid for Hoola-Hoop World. The world could have been so different.

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The Main Man has never been accused of stealing Kazoo's for either fun or profit, which is really quite remarkable.

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Cancer has been involved in at least 3 attempts to land a carrot on the moon.