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death tribble is the only person who knows why a pineapple [CENSORED FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH]

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While I was busy with that the death tribble was rescuing minors from the chills.

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In an odd coincidence, Jackie Chan has been in therapy ever since a teenaged SatinKitty spurned his advances, saying that she needed a real man, not a toy boy.

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death tribble has run every London Marathon since the race started. To date his personal best time is 3 days, 6 hours, 17 minutes. He hopes to get this down to under 3 days before the end of the next decade.

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I knew that little guy wasn't being true to spirit of Snerf...

But it was Marcus who set things straight for me once I'd seen his designs for He-Man On Ice, I knew that musicals were a thing of the past. His choreography for Skeletor was so beautiful...

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Of course, we all know the saga of Cancer and his ongoing blood fued with Andrew Lloyd-Webber over the whole "Dream Coat" thing.

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teh bunneh hasn't spoken to his cousin Easter since the awful day they discovered that they were both burying thier eggs in the same holes. Hmmm, it was about that time that Flopsy and Mopsy moved out of town...

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death tribble, the only sentient on this planet to have knowingly, tugged on Superman's cap, spat into the wind, pulled the mask off the Lone Ranger and lived to speak of it. Impressive!

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SatinKitty is well known in the 'Franken-food' industry. Most of her designed veggies not only come with health warnings they're in locked steel boxes for consumer protection.

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Cancer has sexually charged dreams about Babbage Engines.

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In death tribbles upcoming biography, "The Trials and Tribulations of a Tribble", Finland is never mentioned in anything less than tones of deep respect and humility.

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death tribbler has never been a producer of anything. He's been a obfuscator, liberator, benefactor, distributor, facilitator, defenestrator, liberator, confiscator, pollinator and tribulator. The last, of course, being a source of joy and wonder for him.

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death tribble used to organize pie eating contests for ant colonies.

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The history of the Monte Carlo rally has many memerable moments like death tribbles historic failure of 1956 when he tried to compete using a skateboard. All his plans came to nothing when the Umpires shouted "Drivers! Start your engines!"

The tribble stopped, looked down at his skateboard and muttered that heart breaking sound "Oops..." Oh, the tears that were shed on that day.

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L.Marcus and the Tolpuddle Martyrs... They're like chalk and cheese.

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The Main Mans actions are often cited as examples of how not to try world domination.

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Many of the lesser greek gods have been known to cross the street rather than bump into Bodkins Odds.

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Remember Nancy Sinatra's only song to hit the charts, and the outfit she wore? A complete rip off from SatinKitty.

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death tribble has never knowingly tripped the light fantastic.

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The Main Man's birth certificate begins with - "Once upon a time..."

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Cancer is well known in farming circles for his vocal support of the 3 field system.

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The Main Man reads the New York times cover to cover including the adverts. We thinks its some sort of tax dodge, but he refuses to explain.

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tkdguy has never managed to find himself a pet that survives more than one winter in his company. It's sad and suspicious at the same time.

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L.Marcus has never once been called upon to defend his life, liberty or incessent pursuit of happiness.

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I've never seen death tribble eat a radish. He's worn them as fashion accessories, but never eaten them.