I was running my Zombie Apocalypse game, with several long-time friends.
The three PC's and one NPC are on the top of a sporting goods store that they and their survivor group has been holed up in for a couple of days, as they prep to leave L.A.
The three PC's are Jordan, a gorgeous LAPD "kiddie cop" (think of Eliza Dushku in the LAPD uniform. Now youre on track), Eric, a recently-graduated high-school athletic star who was about to turn pro before the world ended (looks like Tom Welling), and Gabriel, a six foot ten EMT ambulance driver (who looks like Abraham Benrubi). The NPC with them is most often referred to as "Conspiracy Man", and goes only by the name of Ed. Despite a few comments about the "alien overlords" and the "flouride mind-control policy", they nevertheless gave Ed a rifle, as they had just raided a pawn shop, and his oddly useful skill-set was instrumental in their success. (They suspect he is ex military, and has seen too much).
The group has recently discovered that there are a few more survivors trapped on the fourht floor of a building about a block away from their own hideout. The people trapped in the office building have smashed out a window and hung a sign out of it written on a drape that says "Help Us".
As the characters are deciding what to do next, the sounds of gunfire erupt from a rooftop a few buildings away. The characters look around, and realize that it is coming from four gang-banger types who are taking shots at the "Help Us" sign, and the people behind it. (These are people with the same mentality as those who were shooting at police, ambulances, and fire fighters during the L.A.riots).
Jordan, the cop, is the first to spot the perps. She aims her rifle at them. The others follow suit. I tell them that one is shooting, another has a rifle also, and there are two others with pistols besides. They look like they are in their early twenties, of mixed ethnicity, and are wearing loose clothes with alot of sports team endorsements. Jordan makes a Perception roll and recognizes them as wearing local gang colors.
Ed: Firing order?
Jordan: Im taking down the shooter.
Ed: Ill take the other one who has a rifle.
Eric and Gabriel's Players both indicate they are also going to fire. I ask them to pick targets. And then...
Gabriel's Player: Ill shoot whichever one has the most underwear showing.
After we all finally stopped laughing, Garbiel then proceeded to randomly hit the unlucky s.o.b. in Location 13. For near-max damag,e and maximum Stun.
I guess Gabriel -really- didnt want to see that guys underwear!
(Edit: If this post accidentally offends anyone out there who habitually "busts a sag"... TOUGH! Pull your gorram pants up!)
If the Xmen can't beat it/them Spider man can. (Yes spider man is good enough to take down an X Men team!) On that note get the Xmen spanked good by Spidey as he'd be funnier about kicking all thier buts.
If Spidey can't take them down, call the Avengers.
If the Avengers can't get it done, call the Fantastic Four.
If the Fantastic Four can't get it done, wait for the universe to reset.
In 7th seas game I run on fridays one of the characters, Drago, had found a treasure map and had taken to hiding it in the front of his pants. Drago not understanding the first thing about navigation and maps grabs annother PC and takes him up to the room he has in the local inn and tells him, "Drago has big secret to show you" and reaches into the front of his pants.
Took a few minutes to get anything going at all with all of us laughing.
And yes I did give him a drama dice for entertaining us so.
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