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Rachel

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  1. Q: Where did you say you were before St. Peter realized his mistake? A: An IRS auditor and a roll of barbed wire.
  2. Let's see . . . A reclusive millionaire widow A concert pianist A dancer A huntress A singer in a rock band I either go grim, or artsy.
  3. Q: What did Rachel say the last time someone threatened Kara? A: No, it doesn't come with a scope.
  4. Q: What do you get if you wring out 5,000 babies? A: That has to be the silliest question I've ever heard.
  5. Q: I hear Hermit just saw the hairdresser to get highlights. Why's he wearing that hat? A: Bloomingdale's had it on sale.
  6. Q: Who do I not want to meet at a bar? A: Overtime sucks.
  7. Q: What does Tim wear to family weddings? A: A neutron bomb and a partridge in a pear tree.
  8. Q: My ant farm broke. Has anyone seen my fire ants? A: But, honey, I didn't mean to drunk that get.
  9. Q. What did Kara say to Rachel about the new bikini she'd just bought her? (Yes, this actually happened. lol) A. Yes, I own a red mini-van officer.
  10. Q. Is Kara a cheerful person? A. I thought everyone kept tomatoes there.
  11. Q: What is the title of James Fennimore Cooper's American classic about Hawkeye's search for his lost footwear? A: No, you can't use that closet for that!
  12. Q: Hey, did you notice a sample missing after the actors toured through here? A: Because this is the only place I can get some privacy. And booze.
  13. Q: What is Grandpa babbling about now? A: Rush Limbaugh and a roto-rooter.
  14. Q: What would Kara say as a mad scientist, when talking about Shania Twain? A: Anti-Defamation League
  15. Q. What makes slightly less noise than 4 year old twins? A. Comic books and cheez whiz.
  16. Q: What is Kara's idea of a good time? A: Clean but useless keyboard.
  17. Ah. That's how I interpreted it, but I wasn't sure. Didn't realize I was better at discussion when down or angry. I must be scintillating right after getting home after going through rush hour.
  18. I'm not sure how to interpret that statement.
  19. Here's a couple of sites for avatars: http://www.gamespy.com/avatars/index.asp http://www.e-cadfael.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Avatars.htm I got my avatar at the first site. Just remember that maximum size for these boards is 50 x 50. The first site is mostly that size. If you get one from the cadfael site, you might have to resize a bit.
  20. And those of us who are married to them.
  21. Thank you. Well, I'll go with the HERO villain, of course.
  22. I'm assuming they're major bad guys in Champions. lol I didn't read what forum the thread was in until AFTER I posted. My bad.
  23. I've created a grand total of one superhero character, and she's got NCM. lol Started with a Batman rip off, then thought the name Nemesis would fit. Of the other three, I play, I didn't create them but I named two of them based on their abilities (Destiny - a Martial Artist/Luck character and Penari (Indonesian for dancer), a Martial Artist with an extremely high DEX). The last one? I have no idea where that name (Zara) came from. lol
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