Rachel
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Q: Why did Tim leave town? A: Cell phones, PDA's and dental floss.
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Q: Bones, exactly what is this Galadorn creature? A: The tax laws allow many things that make no sense.
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Q: Who do you go to before taking either of the choices above? A: Sleep deprivation can be quite entertaining at times.
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Q: What are they calling that wrestling match in a vat of pudding between Britney and Christina? A: I really need some sleep.
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lol
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Q: What do you get when Rachel cooks breakfast, after putting the fire out? A: Salmonella, botulism and cramps! Oh, my!
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I wonder how many people know there's a thread named "A Thread for Musing About Random Musings" that was designed to answer the Random Musings in this thread.
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When I'm bored and can't sleep, the boards seem to die.
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Q: How much for that stick of gum? A: And that is why the economy sucks.
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I used to think my sense of humor lacking. After frequenting these boards, I've discovered that, compared to some, I'm a comedian. To paraphrase the Joker in the Batman movie: "These posters need an enema."
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Q: You need a transplant to save your life, and you can only get it from your children. Where are they? A: You've got it exactly right, but totally wrong.
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Q: What's the motto of Kara's family? A: A greenhouse that they pray never gets searched.
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Q: What usually happens right before the slasher strikes? A: Damn! She tripped again!
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Q: Have you seen the posters from the d20 boards? A: They're unprepared, ill equipped and type too slow.
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It would be nice if some people didn't post things with the express purpose of starting arguments and flame wars. If you're that dissatisfied with the country, go out and do something about it instead of smugly, self-righteously and confrontationally pointing fingers while sitting in your parents' basement. Sad thing is, people will respond to the troll.
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Q: What's your New Year's Resolution? A: I'm working on my self-esteem.
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Budweiser's television ad campaign with Leon, the spoiled superstar football player are priceless! True.
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I've come to the conclusion that I rant pretty well when I want to. lol
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Kara watched Black Scorpion. Cheesy show, but an attractive lead. Joan Severance in the movie. Don't know if she played the character in the series.
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Q: Why did you gouge your eyes out? A: It wasn't my fault! The cat made me do it.
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Breathing normally is something that's taken for granted.
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Waking up because you're having trouble breathing is a scary feeling. Time to dose up on cold meds and back to bed.
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Q: Who do you pray too again? Q: Rachel, can you take a deep breath? A: Make it stop! And I give up trying to keep up with you guys on this thread. lol
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Really bad colds suck. Right now, it's hurting to breathe. And if I NEVER cough again, it will be too soon. Phlegm is not attractive.
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Q: Is that a new swimming pool in your backyard or not? A: Two aspirin, a gallon jug and a two inch piece of twine.