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I am the terror that flaps in the night!

I am the tape measure that cuts short the last inch of crime!

I am Darkwing Duck!

 

I am the terror that flaps in the night!

I am the foot that squashes the overripe tomato of crime!

I am Darkwing Duck!

 

I am the terror that flaps in the night!
I am the cheap flavoring that ruins the gourmet restaurant of crime!

I am Darkwing Duck!

 

And my favorite one from the actual show!

 

I am the terror that flaps in the night!

I am the zit on the night of Crime's big date!

I am Darkwing Duck!

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I am the terror that flaps in the night!

I am the glitch in the pokemon release mechanism of crime!

I am Darkwing Duck!

 

I am the terror that flaps in the night!

I am the constipation that overwhelms the Ex-lax of Crime!
I am Darkwing Duck!

 

I am the terror that flaps in the night!

I am the blue screen of death in the eproms of Crime!

I am Darkwing Duck!

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I am the terror that flaps in the night!

I am the carnivorous parasite in the burger barn of crime!

I am Darkwing Duck!

 

I am the terror that flaps in the night!

I am the smell of three day old fish in the refrigerator of crime!

I am Darkwing Duck!

 

I am the terror that flaps in the night!

I am the ill-prepared fugu at the table of crime!

I am Darkwing Duck!

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I am the terror that flaps in the night!

I am the axe that cuts down Jack's Beanstalk of Crime!

I am Darkwing Duck!

 

I am the terror that flaps in the night!

I am the empty toilet paper roll in the bathroom of crime!

I am Darkwing Duck!

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I am the terror that flaps in the night!

I am the empty jar of the bean counter of crime!

I am Darkwing Duck!

 

I am the terror that flaps in the night!

I am the soap that washes the dirty mouth of crime!

I am Darkwing Duck!

 

I am the terror that flaps in the night!

I am the dried ear wax on the finger of crime!

I am Darkwing Duck!

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I am the terror that flaps in the night!

I am the the flat tire on the wheelbarrow of crime!

I am Darkwing Duck!

 

I am the terror that flaps in the night!

I am the spaghetti stain on the dress shirt of crime!

I am Darkwing Duck!

 

I am the terror that flaps in the night!

I am the ham at the Hannukah celebration of crime!

I am Darkwing Duck!

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