Is the Fantasy Hero book still in print?

[Crypt]

Re: Is the Fantasy Hero book still in print?

 

Of course not! That's a D&D spell!

 

damn

 

eat that =

class Revenge{
  public final NiceBook FH;
  public static void main (String[] args){
      FH=HEROGAMES.getBook("FantasyHero");
      send_to_stores(word_of_command());
  }
  public NiceBook word_of_command(){
     try{      
        return reprint(FH);
     }
     catch(Exception philFleischmann){
       if(mental_control(philFleischmann)){
          return word_of_command();
       }
     }
  }
  public boolean mental_control(Object o){
     boolean victory=False;

     menace(o);
     if(o.still_resist()){moon(o);}
     if(o.still_resist()){stun(o);}
     if(o.still_resist()){tease(o);}
     if(o.still_resist()){make_impossible_promises(o);}
     if(o.still_resist()){
         chubaka_tactic(o);
         backstab(o);
     }

     if(o.still_resist()){return mental_control(o);}
     else{victory=True;}
     return victory;
  }
  public void chubaka_tactic(Object o){
     String str="THIS ladies and gentlemen of the suposed jury,
                    is CHUBAKA!! he's an 8ft. tall wookie that lives on the planet endore
                    with a bunch of 2 ft. tall ewokes.Now why does he do that? I'll tell you why.
                    I DONT KNOW WHy because it DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!! IT DOESN't MAKE SENSE!!!
                    LOOK at the silly monkey!!";
     say(str,o);
  }

  public void moon(Object o){
     System.out.println("       _ _     ");
     System.out.println("     (  Y  )   ");
     System.out.println("       ===    ");
     System.out.println("       |||     ");
     System.out.println("      /_|_\\     ");
  }

}

[ghost-angel]

Re: Is the Fantasy Hero book still in print?

 

You have been eaten by a grue.

[Lord Fyre]

Re: Is the Fantasy Hero book still in print?

 

You have been slain by Groo!

 

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groo_the_Wanderer)

[PhilFleischmann]

Re: Is the Fantasy Hero book still in print?

 

{FH reprint} you want {honk} if

[Crypt]

Re: Is the Fantasy Hero book still in print?

 

{FH reprint} you want {honk} if

 

don't you mean "ook" instead of "honk" ?

==> http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/ook.html