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Over on V-Bay somebody suggested a catalog full of super villain gadgets, thought it would be fun to see some, don't worry about the game write ups, just the item descriptions

 

 

KILLER ROBOT GENERATOR: This wonderfull device will make you perfect robot killers perfect for all would be world conquerers...

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Telekinetic Field Disabler

Are you tired of superheroes using telekinetic powers to stop you from triggering your latest device, or grabbing you to foil your escape? Are your agents' shots just bouncing off some psionic's telekinetic shield? Well, worry no more! This prototype device from the geniuses at Atlanta nest's R&D will stop them in their tracks!

 

Multiple settings allow you to disrupt telekinetic defenses, disperse telekinetic grabs, and deflect telekinetic punches. Just imagine the look on that hero's face when his telekinetic flight cuts off a hundred meters over the city!

 

Atlanta R&D not responsible for device failure due to power fluctuations, collateral damage, or improper maintenance. TFD is a prototype device, not a production model. Users may experience side effects such as dizziness, nausea, or lack of bowel control.

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The C.R.O.W.N. (Coolness Regulated by Omin-Waves Networking)

 

Want to start a nest, but lack that certain something to inspire awe in your troops? Want your speeches to be the stuff that sets your troops to storm hell's gates (or heroes' HQ, which ever comes first)? Want your sinster looks to send shivers down your foes' spines, and turn women's knees to jelly? The CROWN is for you. It accents and amplifies your natural charisma to, dare we say, super human levels!

 

Despite it's name, the CROWN can be built into any article of clothing of certain size; Capes, Cowls, helmets with face concealing visors...They'll never know it's not your real personal magnetism.

 

WARNING: VIPER is not responsible for any mishaps that may occur due to slight malfuctions. By accepting this you release VIPER from any obligations, legal or other wise, in case of such side effects such as sudden reversal of polarity, or overly amourous super powered members of the opposite sex breaking you.

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