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  1. One of the problems with a "Gentleman's agreement" is both sides have to actually act like gentlemen
  2. "Somebody's gotta go back and get a ****load of dimes!"- Blazing Saddles
  3. I am relieved that it looks like we're finally getting aid to Ukraine again. I'm also annoyed that most Tennessee Congressmen seem to be on the Pro - Putin bandwagon. I called mine's office weeks ago, and clearly it did no good.
  4. THank you all. A quick update, while there is a concussion, that appears to be the worst that has happened after they did the Catscan and X-rays.
  5. Prayers, good vibes, well wishes requested for my House mate's daughter. She has a head injury. Her mother is with her at the ER as I type this
  6. "Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human."
  7. "I'll tell you there, Bobbo, either this kid has a light bulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea."
  8. Beacon! Dustin Deeds has been a part of the outrage factory that is the worst of modern TV/Internet news for over three years. He thrives on creating crisis where there is none, peddling misinformation to villify innocents as far as the law will allow, and paints himself as the victim whenever called on his BS. And He has absolutely no shame in doing so! That was at least until the Eclipse. After that, his life was no longer his own. He began to transform into the light projector 'Beacon', a humble hero in gold and blue who fights crime, but worse, has exposed the lies of his news station by presenting evidence. Dustin is in danger of getting fired because HIS password was clearly used. Meanwhile, Beacon saves lives, supports the down trodden, and visits kids in hospitals. Dustin has bigger problems than he knows. His personal assistant, a woman who really needs her job so she puts up with his sexual harassment and ill treatment, has actually gotten a crush on his 'do gooder alter ego' so his orders to her in trying to stop Beacon are really going nowhere!
  9. Carebear Huey McGreggor is a big lovable man, the sort of guy you wish nothing but the best for. Sadly, Huey is jinxed. He doesn't drive or he'll hit every red light there is. He is careful about dating, because he invariably ends up attracting the wrong sort of attention. He's been struck by lightning on a cloudless day. He's pretty durable , it as if something out there wants him to live through things so he can suffer some more. The worst part of his curse was that when it seemed his personal luck was better, the luck of those near him that he was invested in emotionally went down hill instead. He consulted a few mystics and gurus and the like, and they all came to the same conclusion, "you share your jinx with those you care about" This threw Huey into deep depression, until he encountered a supervillain who took the building he was in, and its people hostage. Suddenly, Huey was really focused on that villain, as in he was deeply emotionally invested here! And things went wrong for the villain completely, so very wrong. Devices stopped working for the crook, the villain found out he had an allergy which nearly incapacitated him, and a giant superhero come to the rescue stepped on him. Realizing that 'care' can mean a lot of things, and magic isn't exactly smart, Huey put on a costume with a bear theme, dubbed himself "Carebear" because it would scare fewer innocents than 'doomed jinx walking' and joined the Curse Breakers, the only team that would take him at the time. His favorite tactic is to find out who put a curse on an innocent then 'care' really hard about that curse bringer. He's also enjoying foiling more typical villains. More than one supervillain has been defeated because a man with a bright bear costume appeared and declared "Hey, Scumball, I CARE about you and what you're doing!" -------- New Team: The Undershadowed You don't have to be superpowered, or even a criminal, to be a complete jerk. In 2024's Solar Eclipse, Five ordinary self serving advantage taking people found themselves under the shadow of the Eclipse thinking nothing of it. But later they came to realized they had developed super powered alter egos who were civic minded, kind, and good hearted! They can't control the change. One minute each one is 'a winner' (By cynical standards), then the next they're some goody goody in tights who fight crime, build homes for the homeless, or otherwise help their fellow man! Worse, their alter egos have begun talking to them through mirrors, delivering lectures about how they should be ashamed. Team Number 5!
  10. SO... they lowered the bond and gave ten more days to make payments for Trump. If Lady Justice is blind, she's clearly smelling money and golf club membership cards
  11. Sorry, forgot to give my title (I fell behind) how about Title: Better Heroes Brought to you By Blue Sun!
  12. I was a fan of the show myself. Played in America on Nickelodeon back in the day
  13. The blonde girl screamed, and vanished again, finding herself never going far. And not always where she knew where she was going. She didn't like doing it. Sometimes it felt like she might get stuck... stuck where, she didn't know, was it possible to get stuck nowhere? And the thoughts, always the thoughts! She couldn't shut them out! And she knew the others were waiting too, trapped where she wasn't. She needed help. THEY needed help. Hands of Blue, two by two, and behind them the Ravenous Crown Wildcard Pick: The Tomorrow People (From the TV series) (Who are in this timeline, induced early and being twisted into weapons by Blue Sun and V'han)
  14. The jail cell opened, "Prisoner DeMara, someone wants to see you. Government agent of some sort...pulled rank and who knows what." The prisoner smoothed out her ugly outfit. Whoever said 'orange was the new black' with a serious face was out of their mind. She rose cautiously "Am I being transfered to a superprison? I don't even have my gear" "I don't know" the guard says. "it's not a transfer to an Asylum is it? I really did go into the future, I didn't imagine that" DeMara swallowed. "Allow me to change my answer" The guard shrugged, a look of almost aggressive apathy on her face, "I don't care. Now, get moving." With that, Prisoner DeMara was walked to a room and pressed into a seat at a table. "Thank you, Guard. I'll take it from here," Spider-Woman observed, then she looked over the woman before her while the guard left and locked the door behind her. "Spider-Woman? I don't think we've met," The prisoner said, "If the Wasp sent you, I will apologize as many times as..." Spider-Woman held up a hand, "Rumor has it, you time traveled. Joined a Group Called the Guardians of the Galaxy. Looked at their files." "Yeah," DeMara said cautiously, "You... you believe me?" "I know you're good at computers and electronics," Spider-Woman replied, "ANd I suspect you are sitting on a treasure trove of data from the future. Stored somewhere cell sized in that suit your stole. It would take us years to find it. Normally I'd be worried about the integrity of the time line, but..." She slid a picture forward. On it was the image of an old man, "Do you know this man?" DeMara cursed, "That's Doc Brown, he's a menace! He and that hoverboard kid!" "Says the woman who is playing fast and loose with temporal ethics," Spider-Woman nodded, "Would this file have information on how to take out Kryptonians?" The prisoner started to explain, for the thirty second time that she returned to HELP the Avengers only to end up looking like a mad woman when all turned out okay but at the word Kryptonian her eyes widened, "Maybe. With the data in there you might be able to synthesize Kryptonite. It's not my specialty." "Mmm you get your suit back, but..." Spider Woman said "I've put a tracker on it YOU won't be able to find easily. So.. until I get the data I want, and the rest of that file WILL be destroyed, you're on a work furlough program" She slid a suit case forward. Rita DeMara opened it to see the uniform and helmet that had been the source of so many opportunities in her life, and at least as many problems. Spider-Woman smirked, "Welcome back to the heroics side, Yellowjacket, now, get dressed" Well, it was a step up from orange! Color PIck: Rita DeMara aka Yellowjacket
  15. Sniped, but that's on me as I was too long dithering over whether to go for her or not. Good pick... darn it
  16. I just started Esrahaddon myself. So far, really engaging and entertaining. Good to see how Esra got his start. I loved Niblik
  17. Which Blue Beetle? There's Dan Garret, Ted Kord, and Jaime Reyes. I'm a fan of all three so I'm curious Our next pick from the Champions Universe setting... and a big compnent in how Blue Sun is making psychic warriors that they also enslave MacGuffin Pick: Psi Serum
  18. "We have a problem in Chicago." "Rent is too damned high?" "No, possible Kryptonian" "Request permission to start my vacation... off planet" "Denied." "If there IS a Kryptonian, how I am I supposed to handle that??" "Do what you always do, find a group of disposable people in Spandex to help" "You mean superheroes, like me? Thanks, thanks a lot." "Enjoy Chicago, Jessica": "Eat me" But she got ready for her flight Bug Pick: Jessica Drew/Spider-Woman
  19. A flower growing amid the trash heap is to be cherished still, perhaps all the more
  20. It was clear things had gone very wrong for Blue Sun Corporation. A time traveler spilling the beans of their plans before they even happened? A student of the Batman now using his detective training to find out details the time traveler missed? A flying strong woman to shield them all? And, their perfect assassin developing doubts about its purpose? This was a nightmare. Desperate, they asked Istvatha V'han for some more tech, more men, anything to make that deadline. The Empress was generous. They had lost the surgical knife that the Zeta Unit was meant to be? Well then, she would send them a hammer! One of V'han's most cold blooded and efficient soldiers. And in this Earth? A trusted right hand. This highly regarded War hero for the Empress would be taking over Blue Sun's ' forward security' operations for the immediate future. The hired mercenaries would now serve her. But , to be honest, while she WOULD use them, she was fairly certain she wouldn't need them. Secondary Antagonist: Faora-Ul (Let's go with the Man of Steel version, one of the highlights of that movie)
  21. Do you have a spare flame thrower?
  22. Okay, I really like a lot of the folks people picked this round
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