Spectrum
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Q: What's the killer rabbit's least effective attack method? A: The planet's surface appears to made of cherry Jell-O.
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Q: What's with the fuzzy footstool the meows? A: It was amazing, even after his head got cut off, he still won the tournamnet.
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Convention #26 If the hero in his/her secret ID is part of a group of hostages they will always find a way to sneak off, change ID's and thwart the bad guys. And no one will notice that someone dissapeared right before the hero mysteriously arrives.
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For some reason I started picuring Foxbat talking like Quentin Tarantino. If I ever decide to use him that's probably how I'd wind up doing it.
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Q: Ok, why exactly are you putting up money for "Foxbat: The Motion Picture?" A: We were just hiking in the woods when it jumped out, mugged him for his trail mix and ran off.
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Q: What was with that glazed look and dopey grin? A: Yeah, it's amazing what you can do with a hair pin.
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Q: What's the premise of Rob Zombie's next film project? A: I hope you realize those are fake.
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Q: So, what did you get your exgirlfriend for her birthday? A: I never would've suspected that it was filled with peanut butter.
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Q: Mechanon's victory celebration didn't last too long, what happened? A: He started to foam at the mouth and was going "Blah, blah, blah!"
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"Welcome to Viper's newly constructed nest. Code named: Otaku."
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Maybe it does. It just stops with 1 second on the countdown timer.
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If you want to tell him that, be my guest. >Goes running towards the hills to avoid the carnage<
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Q: You've been given a suit with the most advanced technology incorporated into it , what do mean there's a problem? A: We have the 1,000 monkeys, but only 1 typewriter.
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Ok, I'm sold.
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Well, it would definitely draw some people in.
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Q: Dude? A: Eww, it's all squishy.
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Q: What do you think of my salt water fish tank? A: Whoa, check it out, he bounced.
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Q: Is a derailed thread as bad as a train wreck? A: The killer is none other than....ack! (thud)
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The book was called The Necronomicon
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Well, assuming that I know my team mates are robot duplicates, I would do everything I can to take them out of commission. Then I capture the villiam and find out where the real ones are being held.
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LOST A inter-dimentional Hellbeast. 4ft tall, 8ft long. Has dark brown fur, red eyes, large protruding canines, razor sharp spines on it back and a devil tail. Answers to the name Gorchack the Destroyer.
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Q: What happened after your first sesssion as a GM? A: "That was the biggest gaw danged bird I'd ever seen."
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Q: What was he name of that Foxbat comic when he became a spy? A: He had the smoke, but he forgot the mirrors.
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HELP WANTED Death trap engineer. Must have working knowledge of basics such as trap doors that lead to pits that contain a variety of death instruments or moving ceilings or walls w/extending spikes. Creativity in designs a plus. Minimum 2 year expierence required
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FOR SALE A set of 6 lasers. Small, compact and can fire up to 500 yards. Also includes harnesses to mount on the heads of sharks. $200,000 for the entire set OBO.