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cranialspasm

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  1. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

     

    NT: "I wasn't speeding, officer! I was..."

     

    rushing to get home... I really have to pee.

     

    [that actually got me out of a ticket once. The officer followed me home and I ran inside and left the front door open. When I returned he handed me a warning and wished me a good evening.]

     

    NT: Movies that should never be made

  2. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

     

    Spider-man is actually a clone....

     

     

     

    Hey, I can't remember a plotline more rejected than this one...

     

     

    NT: World's Worst new GI Joe member

     

    The Crimson Avenger! - She's only around 3-5 days every month but her idea of fighting is yelling at the top of her lungs and then bursting into tears.

  3. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

     

    NT: What were the name and powers of your very first Champions character ?

     

    At GenCon, I played Flashpoint in Champions Offline. She was a bratty little flamethrower.

     

    The first character that I have started working on is for a campaign I'm telling. His name is Voltage and he's a bunch o electricity. He's a human lightning rod, being struck 437 times in his life (he claims that the first time was when he got his powers)

     

    OH YEAH! New Topic!: How would you take over the world?

  4. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

     

    I have a habit of recording things that make me laugh so that I can laugh later on and remember what happened. I figured I'd share my favorites with you.

     

     

    During a D&D Game: "I may do tons of damage with my rapier of... well... probably mediocrity." - Me

     

    "Why couldn't I ride him?" - Mel

     

    Pat: "I could swim up the ass."

    Gennaro: Pfft. Do you need swimmies for that?"

     

    "Luckily, my sense motive is the same as my bluff. I always know when I'm lying." - Pat

     

    "Dark knowledge! Better than regular knowledge!" - sung triumphantly by Pat

     

    "They always talk about my drinking, but they never talk about my thirst!" - Pat

     

     

     

     

    During a V:tM Game: "I fell down a flight of cliffs." - Me

     

    "I punch the infomercial guy in the throat. I HATE INFORMERCIALS!" - AJ

     

    "Who's up for some car jousting?" - AJ

     

    "That's why you don't give junkie grenades." - AJ

     

    "If I wanted any lip from you I'd peel it off my zipper." - Me

     

     

    During AFMBE (All Flesh Must Be Eaten): "The legs don't appear to be breathing." - Tim

     

    "I'm sorry, you don't have fire insurance. You have St. Elmo's fire insurance." - Gennaro

     

    Me: "I think I'll donate that to Loaves and Fishes."

    Melanie: "In my mind, I heard you say 'hoes and bitches'."

     

     

     

    During Serenity: "HAND ME MY SWORD!" - Tim (his character, Carl, had it attached to his hip at the time)

     

    "Dead sister sex HAS to be better than dead captain sex!" - Jay

     

     

    During drunken Munchkin: "I'm gonna knock on the doorbell." - Jamie

     

     

    And since this is in the Champions folder:

    Melanie: "I don't think Batman had a weakness that was glaringly obvious like Superman."

    Me: "Uh... He was pretty bad at taking bullets."

  5. Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?

     

    Particle Man - They Might Be Giants

     

    I'm actually thinking of writing up a more heroic version of the character, based around what particles do, giving him properties of all three particle types (protons, neutrons and electrons).

     

    But if you do that, you'll have to make Triangle Man. Triangle man HATES Particle Man.

     

    ... great, now I'm going to be singing that all day.

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