MilkmanDan

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New Topic: Signs that you have inadvertently angered an Ancient Evil.

Cthulu glares at you when you put nine items up in the express lane at the grocery store instead of the allowed eight.

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NT: Inappropriate places to use battering rams' date=' catapults and seige towers (Difficulty must be a building or place)[/quote']

 

Anywhere, really. I mean, catapults are so 2004. The stylish invader is all about trebuchets these days.

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NT: Subtle sings that the head coach of the Detroit Lions has lost his mind.

He took the job in the first place.

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New Topic: Biggest surprises Pariah will face this week in his first round of Parent-Teacher Conferences.

We've secretly replaced Timmy Johnson's parents with several ravening, angry bears. Let's see if Pariah notices!

NT: Ways Jerry Jones could have made the Cowboys' new stadium even more ridiculously ostentatious.

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New Topic: Really unfortunate typos in history.

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Hippopotamuses."

NT: Ways the United States Government could be significantly improved by the addition of hippopotamuses.

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NT: Unexpected way to celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day

Bake pie for ninjas.

NT: Ways pirates and ninjas can finally get along.

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NT: Best scenes from Michael Bay's Michael Jackson biopic.

Like all Michael Bay's movies, the end credits.

NT: Michael Bay and Uwe Boll are locked in a steel cage match. Who wins, and what is their finishing move to drop their opponent once and for all?

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NT: Foxbat is running for President in 2010' date=' knowing that he'll have less opposition on an off-year. Who would his only opponent(s) be?[/quote']

 

Alan Keyes, who is apparently compelled to run no matter how many times he is utterly stomped down. Also, Foxbat will get more votes than he does.

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NT: Foxbat's campaign for President message to Minority Voters:

"Foxbat believes racism is wrong. Therefore, upon election, everybody will be painted chartreuse."

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NT: "Many animal species feed their young partially digested food' date=' regurgitated by the parents. Humans do not do this. However, humans [u']do[/u] ________________."

Eat at McDonald's, which is arguably worse.

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New Topic: Novel ways that professional athletes' date=' actors, or politicians could actually be useful and beneficial to humanity.[/quote']

 

"Hi, I'm Terrell Owens, and I'm going to set myself on fire."

 

NT: What fun ways will Terrell Owens freak out once he realizes exactly how bad of a football team he's joined?

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NT: Inappropriate but amusing things to say at a church committee meeting.

"What can we do to be kind, charitable, and actually helpful to people in need rather than bickering and infighting about personal agendas and whatever petty projects we want to push forward."

What? Me, cynical, because my dad's a minister? Noooooooooooooooo.

NT: Things a man should do after retiring from the ministry after 42 years.

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NT: Subtle signs that the publisher of your local daily newspaper is out of his mind. (Difficulty: no politics)

He's still trying to print a newspaper as a viable business model.

NT: Ways newspapers can actually make money.

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NT: Good reasons to bump off your own party members in-game.

It's considerably less damaging to you in the long run than actually killing off their players.

NT: What would be a good RPG title that would describe your life (akin to Papers and Paychecks)?

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New Topic: Things you can say about your GM and your girlfriend (or boyfriend).

"So, you have a pancreas, then."

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NT: Things you can say about your GM' date=' but not your girlfriend[/quote']

 

"So, you have a penis, then."

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NT: 6E Suppliments that should never be made....

Hero Games Brand Creatine! Build strength while building characters!

Wait, did you mean another kind of supplement?

NT: Things your average gamer can do to get more fit, not counting "eating right" or "exercise".

Re: The cranky thread

The good news is the orthopedic surgeon who fixed my ankle last time doesn't think I screwed up my ankle ligaments, just sprained the joint somewhat. The bad news is he wants me to protect it for a while, so I'm stuck wearing my old air cast/walking boot thing, which is just so comfortable. Two weeks of this, then back to the doctor again for hopeful final confirmation that I didn't screw up my ability to walk for the next year and a half.

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NT:Hero Games term or product that sounds like an off-color Urban Dictionary entry.

"Use Your Fist: A Martial Arts Expansion"

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NT: Best nerd romance novel plot ever.

"I love Star Trek!"

"But I love Star Wars!"

"I love you anyways!"

NT: How Star Wars scenes would have been different if Uwe Boll was directing.

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NT: So' date=' what will Pariah actually name his little girl?[/quote']

 

Toucherandal Shootyu

 

NT: Evil, horrible things President Obama really wanted to say in his address to schoolchildren.

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New Topic: Suggest something geeky that Pariah should buy for his little girl when she arrives in late December.

Microsoft.

NT: Things Pariah should do so he can afford to buy Microsoft.

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NT: In revenge for posting at almost the same time as the Tribble in this thread' date=' what does the fiery eyed tentacled one do to Cranial Spasm ?[/quote']

 

Viciously, cruelly, and callously create a new topic about it in the NGD Scenes From a Hat thread.

 

NT: What is one thing that should never, ever be mentioned in the NGD Scenes From a Hat thread?

Re: The cranky thread

Damn it damn it damn it. Had reconstructive surgery on my right ankle in May of 2007 to stitch back together several torn ankle ligaments. I'm to the point now I can actually walk barefoot again, but yesterday I'm walking out to the garage and I step down and one of my wife's shoes is there. I step wrong and wind up completely rolling my bad ankle to the outside hard enough that there's a bruise on the outside of my little toe. I sprained the crap out of the ankle, and I've spent the last 24 hours worrying that I might have actually screwed the thing up again. It's not swelling at all, but it just feels shaky and unstable.

Having spent several years with very limited mobility and basically having to learn how to walk again, I really don't want to have to go through it all again. Crap.

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NT: The newest roleplaying game out in 2010 is _________?

HERO 9th Edition. Steve Long has been very, very busy.