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Re: Musings on Random Musings I'm saying that the reference Doc made must have been to a bag of holding, not to a portable hole, because portable holes are two-dimensional objects -- like a silk scarf -- and you can't turn two-dimensional objects inside out.

Re: The cranky thread Hey, Dr. Anomaly -- How's it goin'. I am not commenting on the appropriateness of your current title, I'm just looking for something you might find a tad more appealing. How about "Practicing Patience." It shows your mood, your lack of chipperness, and reminds you what is necessary to get through those days when nothing is going right anyway. Just a thought. Feel free to ignore me.

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Re: Musings on Random Musings Um, you can't turn a two-dimensional object inside out. Yes, I know it's only two-dimensional until it's laid flat, but you can't turn it inside out when it's laid flat, because if you pick up one edge it turns two-dimensional again, because it isn't flat. Just trust me on this...

Re: A Thread for Random Musings Good night, NGM. Sleep well!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: ::scornfully:: I see you're taking pot shots at Galacticus -- Do you actually expect to hit tim with that water balloon? A: Nah, he'll never notice.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Man! That was close! All I was doing, see, was standing in this field petting this sheep, when suddenly Mightybec was there and I almost lost my hand! A: INCOMING!! ... candygram!

Re: Answers & Questions I interrupt your regularly scheduled hilarity. with this insert of excellent examples of this fine art, sent to me by a friend who shall remain nameless, especially as he does not post to this board. Ahem: Classic examples: ANSWER: Carnac The Magnificent. QUESTION: Who won't be coming down for breakfast anymore? ANSWER: Gatorade. QUESTION: What does an alligator get on welfare? ANSWER: Bible belt. QUESTION: What holds up Oral Roberts' pants? ANSWER: Milk and honey. QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Clean air, a virgin and a gas station open on Sunday. QUESTION: Name three things you won't find in Los Angeles. ANSWER: Black and white and twenty feet tall. QUESTION: Describe Sister Mary Kong. ANSWER: Ben Gay. QUESTION: Why didn't Mrs. Franklin have any kids? ANSWER: An unmarried woman. QUESTION: What was Elizabeth Taylor between 3 and 5 pm on June 1, 1952? ANSWER: Disjoint. QUESTION: What was dat hippie smoking? ANSWER: The Laughing Policeman. QUESTION: What do you call a cop who frisks himself? ANSWER: Dustin Hoffman. QUESTION: Describe someone cleaning his Hoffman. ANSWER: Until he gets caught. QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Old wives tale. QUESTION: What do cannibals find hard to digest? ANSWER: Rub-a-dub-dub. QUESTION: What does a masseuse do to your dub-dub? ANSWER: Shareholder. QUESTION: What did Sonny Bono used to be? ANSWER: Skalliwags. QUESTION: What does your skalli do when it's happy? ANSWER: David Frost. QUESTION: On a cold morning what forms on your david? ANSWER: Head and shoulders. QUESTION: What do you see if you open the trunk of the Godfather's car? ANSWER: Hickory Dickory Dock. QUESTION: Who do you go to when you have a pain in your hickory dickory? ANSWER: "Rose Bowl." QUESTION: What do you say when it's Rose's turn at the bowling alley? ANSWER: That darn cat. QUESTION: Who ruined that darn rug? ANSWER: High rollers. QUESTION: Describe a stoned bowling team. ANSWER: Gunga din. QUESTION: What do you hear when you put an amplifier in your gunga? ANSWER: "Follow the yellow brick road." QUESTION: What are good directions to a urologist's office? ANSWER: At both ends. QUESTION: Where do New Yorkers put their dogs muzzles? ANSWER: Igloo. QUESTION: What do you use to keep your ig from falling off? ANSWER: R-O-L-A-I-D-S. QUESTION: How does a stupid person spell "backgammon"? ANSWER: Grape Nuts. QUESTION: What are Ernest and Julio Gallo? ANSWER: Supervisor. QUESTION: What does Clark Kent wear to keep the sun out of his eyes? ANSWER: Crabgrass. QUESTION: What do crabs get high on? ANSWER: Shake-N-Bake. QUESTION: Describe a double feature with Earthquake and The Towering Inferno. ANSWER: Blazing Saddles. QUESTION: What do they put on horses at the Preparation H Ranch? ANSWER: Flypaper. QUESTION: What do you use to gift wrap a zipper? ANSWER: Deep freeze. QUESTION: Name an Eskimo porno film. ANSWER: Bedbug. QUESTION: What would Republicans use to eavesdrop on a hooker? You will now be returned to your regularly scheduled mayhem. Thank you.

Re: Musings on Random Musings Took ya this long to notice? C'mon, guys, we're slipping here...

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Re: Musings on Random Musings It says Fissure. That's all it says. Oh, in teeny tiny little print that I had to take my glasses off to read it says it destroys one monster with the smallest ATK. Prolly not worth much at all.

Re: Musings on Random Musings ... I have one single Magic card. I found it in the parking lot at work the other day, when I was going home for lunch. I picked it up, but I'm not sure why I kept it ...

Re: Musings on Random Musings Thanks, guys. Kly's fever broke, and he's now feeling well enough to go do the dishes. I'm hoping he'll be much better tomorrow. All is well.

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Re: Musings on Random Musings Well, he has a fever. 101.4. That's kind of high for an adult. How much should I worry?

Re: Musings on Random Musings Kly went to bed. He is so ill that he didn't want to run a few errands, one of which was picking up the white gold wedding band I bought him to replace the silver one I gave him when we got married. I can now afford the white gold... I have never seen him so ill that he wanted to go to bed at 7:pm. He says he feels yukki, but I think it may be worse than that. I'll go take his temperature shortly, after the soup and OJ (which was all he wanted for dinner) wear off. I think he has a fever. If he were up I'm sure he'd answer your question himself, Doc. As it is, I'll let you know it was the two-year contract job. That gives him plenty of cushion to find a permanent job in the mean time. I just hope he feels more betterer soon.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings Ok, so Zornwill and Court Fool were exchanging pleasantries on a different thread, and I got to wondering: What happens when you give Court Fool rep? I looked, and all you can give him is positive rep. That got me thinking. I mean, if he likes his red dots, is giving him any rep equivalent to giving him negative rep? If so, how has Ben reconciled it with his conscience that no one can ever give him what he would consider positive rep? This makes my brain hurt. I'm going to work now...

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Re: A Thread for Random Musings You know something? Y'all are warped. Just a thought...

Re: Musings on Random Musings Mmm. I think you'd need to start with a GP, not a specialist. Don't know what to tell you.

Re: Musings on Random Musings Get the doc to say he needs it. The problem should solve itself then...

Re: Musings on Random Musings ::aside, to no one in particular:: Well it could hardly be an absence attack...

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What sent Dracula screaming from the kitchen, tearing his hair out by the talonful? A: Now that's how you ask a question around here!

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Re: A Thread for Random Musings Heehee. We just got a digital camera ...