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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ok, so why do you want to go to the zoo at feeding time? I mean, what are you looking to see? A: Ha ha! Made you look!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: You twit! I told you you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with that thing... A: Nope, that's not what he said. He said it was ripe.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: MicroGnome is a foot tall, how? What does he use to raise him to those heights? A: Down is an excellent place to put that...

Re: The cranky thread Dang, that sucks. Hope you find it.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings All righty, then! Finally got the mug away from the dragon who followed me home from the Ren Faire. Man, he's a mean drunk. It seems he made a resolution, though, more power to him. Go, dragon! Anybody got a good name for a brown dragon with scales and golden highlights, about twelve inches high, a mean drunk? Never mind. It was just a thought...

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who let the lions out? And why are they hanging by their claws from the ceiling, licking the paint? A: Next time, don't be so obvious. Sheesh.

Re: The cranky thread ::grousegrouchgrumblegrumble:: Cranky for no apparent reason. Just grumpy. I hate it when that happens. Phoo.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: You say SportsMan hit DT with a tennis raquet? What did DT do? A: I think I'll be getting along now, little dogie...

Re: The Invisibles Writeups I think this was a really cool exercise. When Kly runs for us, he usually creates our characters for us, based on what we tell him we want them to be able to do. From this (lack of) experience, most of us (I exclude DocMan, who creates his own characters and brings them to Kly for GM's approval) have no clue about the work involved in statting up a character, and some of us have difficulty reading our own character sheets. What makes this excercise so cool for me is that, for approximately the first time, I read someone else's character sheet, and understood what they were talking about. This is no small feat. Thank you, Zornwill. I appreciate this very much. Maybe I can consider running Champions now, and giving Kly a break -- even if that does mean he'll have to help me run combat for a while. I hate running combat. That's the main reason that I only run White Wolf games -- I make a great storyteller.

Re: Musings on Random Musings Thanks, lemming! It is my choice not to nag, no good ever comes of it. You'll get to it when you get a minute. I'm patient and I can wait. I appreciate your help very much.

Re: Musings on Random Musings Lime, I believe.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Well, why shouldn't I call a spade a spade? A: No one knows why she does that. She just does.

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Re: Answers & Questions Q: I see. I get the picture. But why is this conversation even necessary? A: Olive oil, dried chiles, minced garlic and chopped tomatoes. Over rice.

Re: Musings on Random Musings Let me put it this way -- the chief difference between "calm and serene" and "depressed apathy" is not one that is readily evident over the internet. Your "calm and serene" is my "hide the knives and empty the medicine cabinet". I just mention this.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, Kly, what you got there, keeping an eye on your wallet? A: Bad breath and the occasional yowl of pain... accompanied my the pitter-thunder of little feet.

Re: Musings on Random Musings Yeah. Self-criticism and comparisons. My aunt used to tell me "Comparisons are odius." Someone always loses in comparisons and self-criticism, and you know what? It's always yourself. But plan to stop it, and see what happens. I think it's hard-wired in our brains, to keep us humble, but somehow the wiring took over. Egomaniacs are really just trying to make themselves feel normal, for once.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Wow. It's beautiful, Kly, and so unexpected. All those frills and lace, that lacquered finish. You can almost see yourself. Um, what, exactly, is it? A: A small jeweled dagger, wrapped in green leather, hanging from a string.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: And I'm supposed to be feeding these vitamins to the telephone because ... ? A: All right, I've heard just about enough of this. John, grab the cat before he drinks all of the fertilizer, and Rebecca, just put down that fission reactor before someone gets hurt.

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Re: Most Embarassing Champions Moment Umm, no we won't.

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Re: The Sentence Game All right. It's the day after Thangsgiving. I've got the house to myself, and I'm not sick. There's no one nagging at me that we're out of this or where's the that. I have two more days of freedom before I have to turn myself back in to the office. I'm actually feeling pretti good about life right now. However: Can we please quit it out with that dad-blasted alliteration in the sentence game, and shorten the freakin' thing so that one can see easily what has changed instead of having to compare word by flippin' word? Irritates the pants offa me! Now, knock it off! Phoo. Thank you. We will now return you to your regularly-scheduled whining, grousing and moaning. At ease.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are my Vampire, World of Darkness games like? Come on, be honest... Halcyon razor blades.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings First bumpersticker: "The flying hamster of doom rains coconuts on your pitiful city." It had a picture of a hamster with bee wings dropping a coconut the size of a grape, if that hamster was normal sized. If those coconuts were normal sized, then those were not bee wings, they were something else, because the flying hamster of doom was the size of a rottweiler. Second bumpersticker: "Last time we mixed religion and politics, people got burned at the stake." I'm confused. They were on the same car. What are they trying to tell me?