Badger

Xymotl received probably the worst curse of all,  life.   Or rather the soul of this ancient mummified priest was forced to return to its corpse due to curse.  Strangely, this apparently didn't happen to the other mummies in the tomb.
 
The priest, unable to be alive or dead, now forced against his desires to consume flesh and life-forces of the living like a ghoul to avoid agony to his soul, lurks in the shadows, waiting to find the one who cursed them all, to give that individual an even worse curse. To replace his body with theirs in the tomb, their soul unable to leave their slowly mummifying corpse trapped to lay their immobile for all eternity, that is the only thing to be done to this person.
 
Afterwards, Xymotl plans to search for a way back to the afterlife (which will prove difficult as he cant seem to "die", avoiding preying on the living just leaves his soul in ever increasing agony, that would drive the living mad.  And while he has tried animals, humans seems the only meal to satiate his unholy hunger for more than a couple days.
 
Note: He seems to be able to detect the "cursed", but he hasn't been able to figure out who is the cause.  The other cursed he cares little about (unless they can provide him with suitable "nourishment" of course)

The Mole People vs. Larry Flynt
 
That one will get really weird, really quick.

Bob Marley vs Jacob Marley

Nah, I meant Disney Princess slave leia actually.
 
Though Disney Princess Jabba would be all kinds of a nightmare.

A Troop
 
The F Team
 
Nevada Smith Goes to Washington

SOme people just wouldn't belong in Spartacus.....
 
Majin Buu:  Me am Spartacus!
 
Gollum/Sméagol:  We are Spartacus, preciouss!
 
Radical Edward:  Edward is Spartacus.

What is your title when your search fu is strong?
 
Lord of the Bings

Thanks, to how my mother would get the letters mixed up when the show first came on:
 
 
Law&Order: SUV

What is your title when your search fu is strong?
 
Lord of the Bings

DBZ get their own reality show with.....
 
Honey Buu Buu

With Yeoman MIley Cyrus.  Dear Lord, no.

Due to some of my recent postings combined in my head.
 
Star Trek: TOS......
 
....with Yeoman Harley Quinn

Jingle Bell Rock makes me wish for the sweet precious release of death. Unfortunately death doesn't want any part of Jingle bell rock

I probably wouldn't, you're right. But, it might have more to do with the moral upbringing (especially from my mother) though, to be honest.   20 years of hindsight, a sense of morality, was probably what kept me from doing something ill-advised of some sort, then anyhow.

So have I did Harley Quinn, Medicine Woman yet?
 
Hogan's City of Heroes
 
Happy Days of the Dead
 
Gilligan's Island of No Return (redundant?)
 
From GI Joe:
 
Cover Girl with the Dragon Tatoo
 
Low Light of Zetar
 
Scrap Iron Man
 
Dr. Mindbender (the robot)
 
Major Bluddsport

So have I did Harley Quinn, Medicine Woman yet?
 
Hogan's City of Heroes
 
Happy Days of the Dead
 
Gilligan's Island of No Return (redundant?)
 
From GI Joe:
 
Cover Girl with the Dragon Tatoo
 
Low Light of Zetar
 
Scrap Iron Man
 
Dr. Mindbender (the robot)
 
Major Bluddsport

Zoot Suit Cthulhu

Terminator: Rage against the Machines

My Fair Lady Jaye

My Fair Lady Jaye

Yeah, that was what channel it was on. Every Sat at 9 pm.

Cant remember if I did this one
 
I Love Lucy and Dracula
 
Ricky: Loosy, you are a vampire, we have to stake you in the heart
 
Lucy:(wailing) VAAAAAAAAA!!! VAAAAAAAAAAA!

Cant remember if I did this one
 
I Love Lucy and Dracula
 
Ricky: Loosy, you are a vampire, we have to stake you in the heart
 
Lucy:(wailing) VAAAAAAAAA!!! VAAAAAAAAAAA!

What happens when Edgar RIce Burroughs and Gene Roddenberry gets plastered at the bar and write a story together?
 
 
James T. Kirk of Mars

Times for baseball movies in time for the playoffs
 
bad news Bernstein bears
 
I know what you did last summer catch
 
major Dundee league