Mightybec

Why am I reading ghost threads, at night, in a haunted building...

Originally posted by Kara Zor-El

Q: What did Mightbec's wife say to him after getting a visit from Rachel?

 

A: Cheerleaders, beer and gibbering monkey fish. Oh, my!

Q: What did Georgia Frontiere dream about while in a drunken haze?

A: It'll all work out next year.

Originally posted by Kara Zor-El

Q: Why are the Chiefs playing so many ex-Rams?

 

A: Onward and upward to the Super Bowl!

Q: What do Rams player mumble to themselves after they snap?

A: That had to hurt.

Spank me and call me childish, but fart jokes always make me chuckle.

Originally posted by Kara Zor-El

Q: What was in that storefront before it went on the market?

 

A: Baseball, apple pie and frisbees.

Q: Name three things that make dogs happy.

A: Here's a hanky.

Wow. This Titans - Ravens game is already better than the last 3 superbowls I've watched

If the palm of your hand itches, you soon will be receiving money.

If the back of your head itches, you soon will be receiving lice shampoo.

My experimental post in the star thread proves that most people don't completely read posts in a thread.

Just let me do it my way for a change, dammit.

Does someone out there have an extra gift wrapping gene? I seem to have been born without one. Hell, a water buffalo could do a better job than I've done...

Originally posted by lemming

A: A river of scotch

Q: What do you get when you have a scottish drinking festival, and no toilets?

A: I think I need to get a penecillan shot. Thanks.

I've been called "cold and heartless" by some, and "funny in a crazy way" by others. Can these two traits coexist?

How much time would it take to set up a 5 minute stand up routine?

What's with all the bouncy boobie avatars lately?

Penthouse forum letters contain the most readable lesbian romances that I've ever seen.

Originally posted by Kara Zor-El

A: Cream cheese, of course!

Q: What did the doctor say your problem was, dear?

A: It should work. It says so right in this diagram.

Originally posted by Kara Zor-El

A: Five gold rings, a partridge in a pear tree and the Grinch.

Q: Name three things in a proper pimp-mobile.

A: I didn't think it could do that.

Originally posted by Kara Zor-El

A: It's only money, ya miser.

Q: Twenty dollars for Half and Half? You must be joking...

A: It's not pretty, but it works.

Originally posted by Kara Zor-El

A: The Incredible Hulk, Grond and a cute li'l bunny.

Q: What are three things that give you pink eye?

A: PLEASEEEE? I've been really good this year.

Ear wax tastes funny.

Why are ceirtain ethnic foods great for a nation, but completely unpalatable for me?

Take Greek food, for instance. Why is it that the things that should be warm are served cold, and vice versa?

I can watch a full 24 hour marathon of "A Christmas Story" and never get tired of it.

Originally posted by Pattern Ghost

I dunno, but the last one I put in a sack got really, really mad...

That's why you use chloroform, you silly.

Why is it that the best way to score with a girl, is to act like you don't want to get her in the sack?

Recreate the last chapter of Of Mice and Men.