Mightybec

I'm really itchy in an odd place, and theres a bunch of rice in my stool. Maybe I should call the doctor...

When I'm drinking soda, my two year old son will say "I want some" 25 times before getting upset at me for not giving him some.

I also taught him to say " I farted"

Have them be visited by a commando team a la X-Men 2 armed with heavy fire power and NND's.

Wow. This thread is back from the dead.

Crusher would knock out the guard and promptly report him to his supervisor. Nobody likes a turncoat.

Crusher: After a quickie in an uncomfortable place, Crusher would tell her that he has Hepatitis C and leave.

Crusher: He would be deeply saddened because his social life just got knocked down a notch or two.

Originally posted by Hermit

Q: What occured to slay every pool boy in L.A?

 

A: It drips and grows a little each day, and makes a high sounding buzz.

Q: Is that a boil on your cheek?

A: It hurts when I bend it.

Originally posted by Worldmaker

Q. Can you answer a question with a question?

 

A. Columbia House Record and Tape Club.

Q: How do I get rid of my excess postage stamps?

A: I think it's infected

Originally posted by Crusader108

Q: What four words in a porno movie have entirely different connotations?

 

A: Is something burning?

Q: Did you use use any KY?

A: I think it has something to do with wombats.

Originally posted by Nemesis

Q: My ant farm broke. Has anyone seen my fire ants?

 

A: But, honey, I didn't mean to drunk that get.

Q: Didn't you tell me that you wouldn't drink at your dyslexia meeting?

A: You're either tired, hungry, or have a headache.

Originally posted by Worldmaker

 

A. Just another transparent grab for power on the part of cheap-labor conservatives.

Q: Why don't the little golf pencils have erasers?

A: I'm just looking for a little Redemption.

Originally posted by Worldmaker

 

A. Its as easy as stopping two angels from entering a church in New Jersey...

Q: Do any of these guys actually have a chance of getting a personalized picture from Kara?

A: It'll fit, trust me.

I have a vague memory of Leigon killing someone on Muir Isle, but I don't recall who. So maybe he needs an ass kicking primary attack.

Mightybec

Originally posted by Kara Zor-El

 

A: Hey, that's my doll!

Q: Ummm... Is that a body stuffed underneath your bed?

A: No, I don't do that anymore, it leaves marks.

Originally posted by Kara Zor-El

 

A: Yeah, I lost it in Jersey.

Q: Did you pass your kidney stone yet?

A: 20 seventy year olds at a swingers party.

Originally posted by Kara Zor-El

Q: What did Nightfly get when his wife undressed on their honeymoon?

 

A: Dilithium crystals and Teletubbies.

Hey now, I work with Nightfly. Be nice...

Q: What are the Borg addicted to?

A: A shaved cat and a hand full of dries peas

Originally posted by Kara Zor-El

 

A: 2.2 Million dollars and a slurpee.

Q: What would it take for me to go down on Larry Flint?

A: Possum surprise.

Originally posted by Kara Zor-El

 

A: Vodka, Gin and primo weed, dude!

Q: What's in most California congressmen's limos?

A: It's hairy, but it works.

Originally posted by Worldmaker

 

A. Kara Benson in a red leather bikini

Q: What makes forum members act like 13 year old boys?

A: If you squint your eyes and turn your head, it looks fine.

Mightybec

Originally posted by Worldmaker

 

A. Yes, but its won a major award!

Q: I hear that your embarrased about your home made "Intimacy" tape being posted on the internet.

A: 9.8 meters per second, squared

Originally posted by Kara Zor-El

Q: What is a misogynist's wet dream?

 

A: Snoopy, Bugs Bunny and Thanos

Q: Who are really in charge of the Illuminati?

A: Back hair, bad skin, and a weepy boil.

Originally posted by lemming

Q: What does D-Man have on his nightstand?

 

A: Cajun Squid

Q: What do you call a Sailor from Louisiana?

A: Twelve Cheerleaders and a chainsaw.

Originally posted by Kara Zor-El

Q: What won't George Bush eat, but ironically fills George W. Bush's skull?

 

A: Whipped cream and a gaggle of geese.

Q: What did I use to make my high school weekends more fun?

A: A squirrel, a mime, and a lit match

Mightybec

Originally posted by McCoy

Give it 24 hours.

 

It is a more common name than Thurston, or Jonas. Probably more common than Roy. But it just does not fit him. No wonder it was never uttered.

Frank?