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What the Didio/Millar/Quesada DC Marvel Crossover will be called.

Who cares, the fanboys will buy anything.....

NT: The most unlikely pairing of a Marvel and a DC character that might actually work. (Difficulty: NO Superman, Spider-Man, Batman, Wonder Woman, or Captain America).

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NT: When ther'e something wierd in your neighbourhood,

Who you gonna call ?

The rest of the gaming group. Who wouldn't want to be involved in looking into something genuinely weird in the neighborhood?

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NT: The Real Reason I neglected to include a new topic with my last post.

Counting the money you're going to save by not having to buy Christmas presents for anyone in 2012.

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NT: The best reasons to be a pirate

I can walk around with a parrot on my shoulder and no one looks at me funny.

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NT: The worst two Champions Universe supers to have a kid together and actually have to raise him or her.

"Bulldozer and Sapphire have a kid? How did that even happen?"

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NT: A suitable date for Martian Manhunter.

April 15, 2007. Hey, one date is as good as another.

NT: The last person Batman expected to be fixed up with for a blind date.

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Elektra... (she's a skrull now' date=' right?)[/quote']

 

WHAT????? Are you messing with me????

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New Topic: In a surprise move' date=' it was announced today that the role of Captain Kirk in the new [i']Star Trek movie will actually be played by _________________.

Keanu Reeves.

NT: What is the meaning of life? (Difficulty: No Douglas Adams references).

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NT; Sings that your GM really needs a new supplier of snacks and pop.

Dude, didn't they stop making these snacks about 25 years ago? They're all hard as a rock.

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NT: How can you tell the lastest internet fad isn't going to last long?

Congress and parents support it 100%, and start doing it themselves.

NT: Freudian slips made by the White House press secretary during a briefing on Iraq.

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NT: Worst sidekick ever

Dang it, Redirection Lad, stop redirecting all those attacks as ME!!

NT: Superhero battle cries that sound like sexual innuendos.

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NT: Cute nicknames for the Sixth Edition of the Hero System Rulebook for Steve Long to detest eternally.

CLOWNie.

NT: Biggest surprise rule change in Sixth Edition Hero System.

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NT: Subtle signs this just may be the year USC doesn't win the National Championship.

The computer runningthe BCS is the called HAL, and everyone knows Hal hates USC.

NT: New cheers this year in support of the UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs. (Difficulty, "Banana" or "Slugs," or both, must appear in the cheer).

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New Topic: Why did the ostrich cross the road?

'Cause he didn't know how to Star of David the road?

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NT: Why Foxbat wants to be president.

Don't question why!! It's all part of the Master Plan!!!

(oh, someone was going to say it, why not me?)

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NT: Subtle signs that the TV star who just left your hit show might not have a promising movie career ahead of him after all.

The producer he is going to work with does movies so big, they bypass the theater altogether and go straight to video.

NT: The title of the new cross-genre movie you will be making (and the two genres you are crossing).

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NT: Cheerleaders do not make good ______________________

Covert operatives, what with their jumping around all the time, and shouting, their short skirts.....yeah.... and their tight sweaters.....mmmm..... Wait, what were we talking about?

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NT: Subtle signs that your Mahince-For-Plicking-Random-People-Out-Of-The-Past is on thw whack.

It mistakes it's own name, due to mistakes in the typing, and only chooses people from the past who are picking something (a route, a meal, their nose, etc.)

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NT: The new bestseller is The Life and Times of _______________________

The Life and Times of Life and Time magazines.

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NT: Disastrous crossovers 2: Harry Potter and ______________.

Harry Potter and Wolverine.

Hey, he's guest appeared with everyone else......

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NT: Obnoxious McGuffin devices that will get left behind and unresolved in HP&tDH.

Harry leaves the the Invisibility Cloak to the incoming first years for "visits" to the girl's showers.

Yes, I know it's juvenile. Sue me.

NT: J.K. Rowlings has said that two main characters are going to die in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. You've just finished reading the book. Complete the sentence you find yourself mumbling, "I can't believe they killed ________ by having him/her ______________."

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New Topic: Unexpected plot twists from "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows".

Mike Myers appears, and in his best Austin Powers' voice says "Hermione's a man, baby!"

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NT: Why monkeys should not be in charge of anything.

Poo flinging is not valid way to resolve differences.

NT: Name the new Monkey political party.

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NT: Subtle signs that your meal at the new restaurant was cooked by an animal species you would normally want nowhere near your food.

"What, What?? Rotted meat is good enough for my kids, but not good enough for you?? What, is it not room termperature enough?"

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NT: Alternatives to commutation Bush should have used for Scooter Libby.

"Now Scooter, I'm putting together a team of convicts to perform a special mission in Iraq. I want you to lead it. Anyone who survives will get a full pardon."