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NT: What tragedy will befall poor Peter Parker in the next four months.

He discovers Aunt May is really his mother. And this time it's canon.

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NT: World's Worst Reality Show starring K-Fed

K-Fed's Making a Rap Star - Where K-Fed takes several people with less talent than him and tries to turn them into rap artists.

NT: The strangest prime-time game show the networks come up with to cover while the writer's strike is on.

Re: Elseworlds

*What if the Russian Revolution failed?

*What if the Chinese settled the west coast of North America before the European settlers arrived?

*What if the South was successful in becoming a separate country during the American Civil War?

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NT: Actresses who should never play a superheroine.

Bea Arthur

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NT: Subtle signs that the dean of the your law school is out of his mind.

"Naw, don't worry about loans to pay for school. We work on the honor system here. Pay your tuition back when you can."

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NT: Worst thing your group's munchkin did

Convinced the other members of the Lollipop Guild to destroy their factories after management brought in scabs to break the munchkins strike for better working conditions and pay.

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NT: Memoirs you would actually read.

Memories of my favorite bikinis (with pictures), by Jessica Alba

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New Topic: Strangest thing that'll happen in tonight's Game 1 of the World Series.

"Tonight, the part of the Colorado Rockies will be played by the Chicago Cubs."

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NT: Quick ! The Nuns are after you ! Why' date=' what did you do ?[/quote']

 

Took pictures of them doing the Hokey Pokey during prayers.

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NT: Inappropriate times to do the "Hokey Pokey."

"Before we decide whether the defendant lives or dies, if everyone would get together in a circle...."

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NT: Jessica Alba is dancing pantless on your lawn. Come up with a reason that you have to get rid of her.

The demon she's summoning is sure to cause more damage than watching her dance pantsless is worth.

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NT: Superpowers that didn't quite make it onto Heroes.

The ability to turn your urine and feces any color you want (without the use of Chek soda)

NT: The advertising slogan for a new werewolf-oriented business.

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NT: New Idea for a MMORG that hasn't been done yet.

Pet Life, where players interact and have fun as various pets.

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NT: As President of the universe' date=' what's the first thing you do?[/quote']

 

Start a war with the immortals from Highlander because of their claims as princes of the universe (cue the theme to "Highlander").

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NT: You just lost the presidental election. What's the first thing you do?

Milk the publicity while you have it to go on every talk show I can get booked on, and show what a nice, normal guy I am. Then start doing the lecture circuit for huge bucks, without the actual worries of being the president.

NT: Your running mate was just elected president. You are now vice-president of the U.S. What's the first thing you do? (Difficulty - No attempts to assasinate the president and take over).

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Let's say a villain has a disintegration attack which leaves no remains behind. How would you go about building a case against them' date=' absent a body and the usual evidence associated thereto?[/quote']

 

A witness to him using the device the cause the person to disintegrate would be enough to bring a case. A person can be convicted on eyewitness testimony alone, even if no body is left.

 

Of course, if he was arrested, the device he/she used would most likely also be seized, and people familiar with the device could examine it to determine its function, capabilities, etc.

 

Of course, enough evidence to bring a case and enough evidence to win the case are two separate issues.

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New Topic: Clever responses to bad superhero pick-up lines.

"My precognitive powers allow me to see that you're going to be waking up next to me in the morning."

"Do they also show you what my boyrfriend is going to do to you for hitting on me?"

NT: You find you're stuck in a horror movie, and you've just been hired to babysit on the night a homicidal lunatic escapes from the asylum. Things are going well until the phone rings. You answer the phone. What do you hear on the line that initially sounds scary, but after a second thought isn't all that scary at all?

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NT: The other person who was in your nightmare that woke you up in the middle of the night.

Madeline Albright in a chainmail bikini.

(Running gag with some friends. We need professional help.)

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NT: Signs the other team's all-star linebacker is a werewolf.

Hairy knuckles are a little TOO hairy....

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NT: Things more astounding than England beating Australia and France beating New Zealand at the Rugby World Cup this weekend.

(DIFFICULTY: No references to the UN, Europe which includes any country in Europe and the European Union)

Americans realizing there's a Rugby World Cup?

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NT: People who shouldn't visit nude beaches.

Madeline Albright and Margaret Thatcher. Especially when they start making out.

NT: What might be heard at Avenger's Mansion, if the members of the Avengers acted like the cast of "Three's Company."

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Anyone over 50.

Did you not see Jane Seymour on "Dancing with the Stars?"

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NT: Predictions that Nostradamus would make today

If the plant that runs the great society makes good decisions

the people will prosper.

However, if he makes the wrong choices

bad things will happen.

Hey, it's no move vague than any other prediction.

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NT: Lesser Known Martial Arts Styles

Crouching Wombat, Leaping Lizard

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NT: Ways Tony Stark will spend his free time this weekend.

Wiping his nose on the Constitution, and figuring out how to put chips in everyone's heads.