Battlestaff

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NT: Signs that your favorite comic book has jumped the shark.

Special Guest-Star - DarkhawK?

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NT: New Drive-thru business opportunieties

My 24-hour drive-thru Schnitzel and Keilbasa House! Cause you never know when you'll get a craving for Schnitzel and Kielbasa, especially when you're on the road!

NT:Strange roadside attractions seen on a car trip include....

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NT: Why Rage won't post a new topic

A rare condition called Tripostaphobia. This is the fear of posting a new topic after being the third poster. Can sometimes be cured by merciless teasing about the condition.

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NT: A better place for Governing your country is.....

The Grotto at the Playboy Mansion

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NT:Two TV shows that should not do crossovers/shared episodes.

"Crikey, there it is! We've found the legendary Big Purple Dinosaur! Maybe if I dangle my baby in front of it, I can distract it long enough to capture it!"

NT: You are making a parody of various Hong Kong martial arts movies. What is the name for your main characters "special" martial arts ability?

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NT: Working title for George Lucas' next project

In association with other big-name artists:

Star Wars: Return of ET the Extraterrestrial, Raider of the Lost Graffiti (The Director's Cut)

NT: Officer, I can explain everything. You see. . .

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NT: The hot new CCG

Mightybec: The Clenching

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Signs the Master of your Ninja HERO character's martial arts dojo is out of his mind.

His "wax on, wax off' technique doesn't involve cars at all.........

NT: Bad names for the mystic artifact your Fantasy Hero party just found in the Lich's lair

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NT: The day any celebrity dreads...

"What would I have seen you in?"

NT: The most incredibly one-specific-use item batman has ever put in his utility belt.

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NT:Your Title once you claim rulership of the Earth.

Supreme Grand Pooba of the Universe

NT: Your favorite cartoon is being turned into a movie. Cast the leads.

Difficutly: If you use a movie that's already been made, you can't use the cast that appeared.

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What do you find in Tony Stark's "Junk Drawer"?

Mr. Cuddles, his security blanket.

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NT: The next great Geekxploitation film

The Fellowship of the Ring and Spider-Man vs. Aliens and Predator

NT: Dr. Doom's Campaign Slogan When Running for President

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NT: usless superhero powers on usefull superheros.

"But, Supergirl, you can punch your way through solid walls. Why practice cutting glass with your nipples when it's cold?"

NT: What Pamela Anderson's teddy bear would say if it could talk.

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NT: What Robin said to Batman just before he kicked his ass.

You voted AGAINST Jason Todd surviving?

NT: What Lois said to Clark when she found Wonder Woman's magic lasso on the floor

Re: What's the most outrageous plot your PCs have ever been subjected to

I had CLOWN show up in my Dark Champions campaign.

 

And with that, I believe I've taken the lead in the "Sentences Least Likely to be Written by Steven Long" contest.

Coming in second only to:

"And that's how CLOWN defeated the Harbinger of Justice."

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NT: Jerry Springer and Martha Stewart got married...elaborate!

Today on Jerry Springer: I Married a Convict! Starring ME!

NT: Bad Sitcom Ideas involving Ninjas

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NT: What ordinary people would really do with super-powers...

"All his friends at the high school wondered why Bob would just sit and stare at the wall between class periods. While many might have known that on the other side of the wall was the shower room for the girl's locker room, none knew about his newly developed X-ray vision......"

NT: Answering machine messages of various superheroes

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NT: Signs that the Japanese exchange student staying at your house learned all her English from Yukari-sensei (the homeroom teacher of the girls fo Azumanga Daioh).

Unfortunately, I don't watch a lot of anime, so I can't really respond to this one. Sorry.

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Oops, double post. I was writing as you posted. Sorry.

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NT: Job review "touchy-feely" euphemisms for bad performance.

"Bob inspires unity among all of his co-workers as to a common cause concerning the employees."

Translation: They all hate him.

NT: TV advertisments whoes target demographics include ninjas

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NT: Signs that Sailor Pluto (the Guardian of Time and Space) is trying to steal your boyfriend.

You suddenly find yourself a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.....

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NT: The ways pants are evil.

A lot of times you have to work too hard to get into them......

NT: Darth Vader's real first words after donning the black respirator suit he wore in Episdoes IV - VI for the first time.

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Yep. No idea here.

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Wwsd?

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Uh, okay.