rebeccared50

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

"Miss Puss... put that hat back!!!!"

 

NT: Other things Horton heard beside a Who

the screams of children who were punished for trying to be just like the Cat in the Hat...

Re: Musings on Random Musings

No' date=' he's mentally handicapped. I did want to rub his "Handler's" nose in it as she just casually mentioned it as they were leaving.[/quote']

 

umm.. Handler?

Re: Musings on Random Musings

I knew someone named Joy once.

My mothers name and my daughters middle name is Joyce...

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

Wolverine in Wonder Woman's costume, for about five seconds.

 

NT: Signs that you're living in a Dr. Seuss book and didn't realize it until now.

I Find It Happens All The Time

I Find I'm Speaking In a Rhyme

Re: Complicate the Person Above

Death Tribble is the love child of Wooly Mammoth and chihuahua...

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

"They call me...The Lumberjack! And I'M OKAY!"

 

New Topic: Amusing comic book costume mix-ups (e.g., somebody drew Luke Cage in Power Girl's costume by mistake)

Wonder Woman in Wolverine's costume...

Re: A Thread for Random Musings

money is occasionaly a good thing...

Re: Answers & Questions

Q: Would you eat them in a bar? Would you eat them on a star?

 

A: For your information, Voice from the Drainpipe, I live in Portland.

Q: Excuse me, do you live in Never Never Land?

A:Hercules!

Re: Complicate the Person Above

Enforcer84 has been known to, strictly from the goodness of his heart, buy homeless street girls a hot meal and drive them back home to mother...

Re: Musings on Random Musings

ah joy....

Re: A Thread for Random Musings

he said mused.. I thought he said mussed... which would have been perfect considering the haircut...

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

milk probably...

NT: Things you shouldn't bring home from the store.

Re: Complicate the Person Above

ooh... he's such a cute widdle snuggems!! yes he is, yes he is!

Re: Musings on Random Musings

or Clemetines.... pears are nice if you looking for something that's not too harsh...

Re: A Thread for Random Musings

I'm hoping hubby will be awake soon.. I want breakfast and coffee...

Re: Complicate the Person Above

When you get Death Tribble wet, he shrinks to the size of a mouse.

Re: Answers & Questions

Q: Are you Ming the Merciless' body double?

 

A: No, I wasn't expecting the laser blast to the face.

Q: I'm sorry.. were you here for the collagen implants or the laser abrasion?

A: Because I summoned him...

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

Dust off the magic spell that banished him in the first place.

 

NT: Exactly what (other than sheep) brought Mightybec back to the NGD?

He was summoned...

Re: A Thread for Random Musings

Three days of vomiting.

 

I'm ready to die.

 

No, seriously.

oww... I'll send some good energy your direction..hope you feel better soon..

Re: Answers & Questions

Q: WHat did the chef say that caused you to kill him and stuff him in the oven?

 

A: Not after last month.

Q: You sure you don't want to try Phoenix traffic again?

A: I'm not ugly! I'm cute as h$%l!

Re: Complicate the Person Above

On days when she's feeling down' date=' Rebeccared50 hops into her 1954 Studebaker convertible, puts the top down, and drives through Seligman, Arizona, throwing fresh irises and daisies to people on the street.[/quote']

 

And I have Cancer with me, dressed in his best cocktail dress and pumps, blowing kisses to his adoring hoards...

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

Hey Thing, go stop that robbery in the mirror store!!!

 

NT: Biggest regret Superman had after the night of vodka.

He woke up with Lois Lane instead of Lana Lang...

Re: Answers & Questions

Q: Why are all the local sparrows full of birdshot, and why does the cat look so darn smug?

 

A: Protecting your right to Keep and Arm Bears.

Q: What is the motto for the Society for Foolishness with WildLife?

A: What am I suppose to do with this?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

Men in women's clothing just don't turn you on anymore.

 

NT: World's worst public service announcements.

Do you suffer from the heatbreak of chest acne? You may be due compensation and damages...

Re: Answers & Questions

Q: What was your first clue it was a bad idea to tick off the Thing?

 

A: A small but fierce chihuahua.

Q: So your secret weapon to stop Mechanon from destroying the world is what?

A: Taco Bell... lots and lots of Taco Bell...