AngryBug
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Re: Answers & Questions Q. Okay, all I'm saying is, you're never going to pass for human looking like that, and even if humans had eight arms, the only thing on the entire planet you're going to be able to ingest is the water... A. I don't see much of my friends these days, 'cause all I wanna do is play cards.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q. You're only here for the girls? You didn't know you had to run the country? What did you think this position was!?! A. I never met him... I'll never forget him.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Blondie, "Heart of Glass", from The Best Of...
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Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, is this a minor 'relationship crisis' you're having, or is it really serious? A. It's really not cheating.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q. We lost money on the 'James Blond' movie, even more on that 'Oklahoma Smith' one, and we couldn't even give away copies of that boxing movie you told me was Oscar gold, 'Granite-like'. Why can't you just give me one decent, original idea that will make money? A. And why shouldn't they? They're so inconvienient.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q. Porky, is it true that you and your wife broke up? A. Too much oil money, not enough booze.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? "The Truck Got Stuck Talkin' Blues (featuring Ramblin' Jack Elliott)", from Corb Lund's hair in my eyes like a highland steer.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? The quiet hum of the air freshener, and an occasional muttering from my hard drive.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q. Are you really going to watch yet another Survivor? A. Well, what else could I do? I said, "I'll see what I can do."
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Re: Answers & Questions Q. Our perimeter is huge' date=' and we've very little cover... and yet you say that your [i']dogs[/i] can keep the border safe! What kind of dogs are we talking about, here? A. I said, 'In that case, I'll have a rum and Coca-Cola'... she said 'fine'.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q. What? How am I not dressed and ready? I've got my firehat on, my firejacket, what am I not wearing? A. Kill the headlights and put it in neutral.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Okay' date=' look... 'Grak'... I appreciate the effort that you put into staying in character, I really do, but this is where I draw the line. I don't care what a real barbarian does, [i']you[/i] are going to use the rest-room like the rest of us!" NT: Why opposites shouldn't attract.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q. It's not my fault! I didn't even know that the boss had a daughter! A. Anger is an energy.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? "Loser", by Beck, from Mellow Gold.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Well, that finally got the suit on... however, if I may be so bold, Master Bruce, you've really let yourself go lately.' NT: If playground rules settled things in the business world.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, where did you learn to draw and, er, spell? A. I'm your only friend. I'm not your only friend, but I'm a little glowing friend. Well really, I'm not actually a friend, but I am.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sailor Full Moon- Like Sailor Moon, but with even shorter skirts.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q. What kind of name is "Rudolph" for a reindeer? A. Don't know what colour your eyes are, baby, but your hair is long and brown.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? "Ball of Confusion", by Love & Rockets, from a mix CD.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q. How can you say this is a good defensive line when they've let the last two dozen attacks on their end score a goal? A. A pre-owned psalm or a second-hand Uzi, everybody's got a job to lose...
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Re: Answers & Questions Q. Worst commercial slogan ever? A. Don't give me your hand as an alibi.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? "Constant Craving", by k.d. lang, from a mix cd my wife made which is breaking my heart... ... and not in a good way.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q. I hear you finally got to Mightybec... did you really spill Shrinking Potion in his lap? A. Only time.
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