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Re: Answers & Questions Q. Hey' date=' when's the premiere of [i']KISS vs. GWAR[/i]? A. You complain incessantly... and you smell like a dung-heap... and you have no knowledge whatsoever of your potential.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Herbie' date=' the lovable robot sidekick who's smarter than Reed Richards and adorably quarrels with the Thing... hmm? He what? He [i']made[/i] the cut? You're putting me on.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. What other cost-cutting measures have you imposed?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Oh... no' date=' wait! I meant [i']Positive[/i]... I always get confused because I think of 'Negative' as being bad..." NT: Worst pick-up line ever.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. Okay, fine, so your doctor wants you to have a physical two or three times a year instead of just once- big deal. Why does that mean he's hot for you? A. It's easy. I think of a man... then I take away reason and accountability.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, in his memoirs Clinton says that Monica just misunderstood him? Why, what does he claim that he said? A. The boys wanna fight, so why don't you come over?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Spidey the tarantula - Peter Parker, witnessing the radiation accident which gave this formerly ordinary spider enhanced speed, agility, strength and web-slinging abilities- along with an enhanced intelligence- made a pet of the hairy creature, seeing in 'Spidey' his own origins. Spidey followed Peter wherever he went, and soon was fighting arm-in-arm-in-arm with Spider-man against all manner of foes, providing much unexpected help and companionship to the loner super-hero. Unfortunately, the eight-legged sidekick ultimately met a tragic demise; he was dropped on the floor by the Green Goblin.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. Great job, honey. I knew you could cook that up nice. So, what you gonna call this dish, anyway? 'Roadkill Rabbit'? 'Pressed Bunny'? A. Why do you love me? It's driving me crazy.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Now That You're Out of the Closet' date=' Keep Headin' on Out the Front Door[/i']" NT: Signs that your cat is secretly plotting to kill you...

Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why, why, why must you keep picking at that thing!? A. The short native grasses don't care that the ashes of your dreams match their dry shade of brown.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. What was the trapeze artist doing that got him arrested for lewdness and condemned for blasphemy? A. Well, right at the moment I'm Schrodinger's cat, you see. Which I suppose means that I don't count as a conscious observer...

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "All right, I'm going to go over our entire plan again, in great detail. First, though, I'm going to start this cam-corder. I'll make lots of copies for you all, don't worry..." NT: The last thing you remember saying to your wife before waking up on the floor...

Re: Answers & Questions Q. All right, you've used the 50/50, so you have two possible answers to choose from. What's your answer going to be, "A: Hun", or "B..." A. A base canard, sir!

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Re: Answers & Questions Q. What is your post-invasion plan if Operation:Sucker-punch succeeds, Mr. President? A. You can fail to achieve what you've always believed you were capable of from the start.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hello, you've reached Doctor Bruce Banner. Since I am unable to answer the phone, I suggest that you head to the nearest basement and remain there until I get back to you, or the radio says the city is safe. Good luck." NT: Quotes from the travel brochure for Gorilla City...

Re: Answers & Questions Q. How's Prometheus feeling? A. Laugh along, even though they're laughing at you, and the stupid things you do, 'cause you think that poor is cool.

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "New formula Tide now comes with Ectolux! Gently dissolves even the toughest bloodstains... in cold water!" You ask her if she'd mind taking the dog for a walk, then later find a collar in your stir-fry. ... Okay, I make that three answers for each (yeah, those count, suck it up and don't be a baby) so... NT: What ordinary people would really do with super-powers...

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I don't know what "Yukari-sensei", "Azumanga Daioh", or "fo" mean, so... Arrid Extra-Dry Unscented Anti-Perspirant:Never let them smell you coming!

Re: Answers & Questions Q. Let me see if I've got this straight; Your wife will volunteer to work a charity bingo if she can smoke and... A. If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the talcum powder.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. Well, it took us weeks of hard work, but we finally have enough signatures to save Enterprise! And to think, another day and it would have been too late... What? What do you mean, we only have half the signatures we need!?! A. My lady belongs here and so do I.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hey, wait a minute... He was never my boyfriend... What was I thinking? He's been Sailor Pluto's boyfriend for ages! NT: Things you can say to talk dirty when the kids are around.