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Re: Complicate the Person Above Mutant for Hire is in fact not for hire at all, but is actually gainfully employed as a photographer for Playboy magazine, in which capacity he has met each of his seventeen wives.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'This is Arnold, our drummer! Seven feet and four hundred pounds of cuddly teddy bear and yes, ladies, he's available!' NT: In retrospect, I think it all started to go downhill at the office Christmas party, when I turned to my boss and said...

Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why is it, O Sage, that though the whole world be beset by earthquake and hurricane and famine and war, all troubles pale next to the breaking of one's own heart? A. A square is a rectangle, but a rectangle is not a square.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "And look, guys, let's be friendly! If the other team wants the ball so bad, give it to them! I mean, we've got, what, eight or ten of them right here in the locker room! What's the big deal?"

Re: Answers & Questions Q. Aside from poor spelling, what else keeps you from getting a secretarial job? A. I'm still the king of me.

Re: Complicate the Person Above Of course we all know that L. Marcus uses the Sandman for his avatar, but I wonder how many of you know that the reason for this is that Neil Gaiman's original inspiration for the character was actually the amazing story of how L. Marcus fell into a baffling and still-unexplained state of unending sleep at the age of seven, and did not awaken until his sixteenth birthday.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Pope's secret God-decoder ring indicates only a Tangerine Level alert at this time.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. How would you describe your elected officials? A. Everything happens either not at all or at the same time.

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Happy children playing. Sigh.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. Okay, *giggle*, my halter top's off. Now what? A. When I hear that whistle blowing, I hang my head and cry.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Sure I know what today is, honey! How could I forget? Don't worry- I put the bags and cans on the curb an hour ago!'

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Re: Answers & Questions Q. Dad, how come you're always playing with my superhero action figures? A. Oh, please, God, wake me!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat There! I have planted the acorn and watered it... Now, all that is left is to lie here atop it and wait for the mighty oak to burst forth, piercing my chest and ending my agony in this world! Goodbye! Goodbye to you all!! Uh... Could somebody hand me a pillow?

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You scratch your head' date=' wondering why you're the only Klingon there. Then it dawns on you that a lot of people seem to have come as furry aliens of some sort... in fact, [i']everyone[/i] else seems to have come as some sort of furry... uh-oh.

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Wow! That is a totally huge Body!' NT: It's exactly the wrong time for total honesty when...

Re: Answers & Questions Q. 'Remove the monkey's brain', master? Er... of course, master! Of course! Right away... It's just, umm... what should I remove it with, master? A. Then dance and drink and screw.

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Common People by William Shatner.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. I'm sorry, citizen, but you'll have to repeat that... I'm not used to your thin Martian atmosphere. A. I can't get behind that kind of, like, English.

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? 'She's in Parties', Bauhaus.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat At a recent town council meeting, the Crimson Dynamo spoke vociferously in support of diverting the river and building an enormous dam adjacent the town... slightly above it, to be specific... In explaining his case the Dynamo argued that it couldn't possibly be dangerous to the townsfolk, but might prove absolutely essential if he ever needed to "flush out a villain"... "Now I can begin work on my plan to conquer Mars!!"

Re: Answers & Questions Q. You've found it, by Jove! The Answers & Questions thread!! But, hang on, what's this stuff it's all covered with? A. Can you hear me now? This is planet Earth.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Michael Hopcroft, for posting topics for Scenes from a Hat that require people to know what things like 'Ka-Girled' and 'Wotch' mean, link or no link...