AngryBug

Re: Answers & Questions

 

A: Time to switch to Plan B.

Q. I've got a vision for this great nation of ours- a grand plan that can only be realized by a caring, compassionate leader who truly wants what is best for not only the citizens of this country, but for humankind everywhere.

 

A. It's the phrase out of phase to praise what's worthwhile.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: It's time to find another job when...

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: Unintimidating Doomsday Devices.

Surrender now or I shall unleash... the Pillow-pault!

Re: Answers & Questions

 

A: The Dhow holds 35 points

Q. So, can you fit a lot of harpooners on this ship?

 

A. I went away, but now I'm back.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: Signs your side isn't winning the War on Grammar

Our Commander-in-Chief is from Bizarro World.

 

NT: If cats could talk...

Re: Answers & Questions

 

A: Yes' date=' really.[/quote']Q. Really?

 

A. Don't believe everything that you dream.

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?

 

Rattlebone, Robbie Robertson.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT:That could have gone better if you'd _________.

...just said something other than "**** you, Nazi pig!" when the judge over-ruled your objection.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: Where would you like to be right now?

Somewhere where people post Scenes from a Hat instead of Survey Questions.

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A: It's a sheep thing

Q. Why won't you introduce your new girlfriend to us? Is is an 'ugly' thing, or a 'total psycho' thing, or a...?

 

A. They don't pay the high cost of mental custody.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: Signs the creator of your favorite comic wants nothing to do with the movie adaptation.

Well, first, they thought the whole 'Goth' look was right out, so they're changing the main character from dark-and- brooding to wild-and-crazy. Oh, don't worry, of course he's still very serious. Just with a tan. They're working up some Hawaiian shirt samples now.

 

Second, it was thought that the name 'Death' for the main character's sister might be a little disturbing to some people, so they want to change her name to 'Ankh' instead, because she wears one around her neck, and instead of guiding people to their afterlife she can morph into a giant robot.

 

Third is this bit at the beginning about how all these people fell asleep while the main character is dead- or in prison, or whatever that bit was all about, we'll get to that in a moment- falling asleep is boring, right? So how about if they couldn't stop dancing instead! Then, he could be the Lord of the Dance, and we could have some big production numbers!

 

Okay, next is...

Re: Answers & Questions

 

A) It was the diamonds that made me smile.

Q. You're gonna lose your shirt tonight, buddy, if that was your best poker face.

 

A. This is Indian country.

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?

 

Peyote Healing, Robbie Robertson, from 'Contact From the Underworld of Redboy'.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: What's that stuck in your teeth?

Pthht! Ptui! Ugh- it was just a bit of fur. Anyway, ma'am, I'm very sorry, but I don't know anything about any missing cats. Don't worry- I'll be sure to let you know if I happen to find your little Snowball...

 

 

NT: There's 'casting against type', but this is just sad...

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?

 

I'm Like a Bird, Nelly Furtado.

Re: Answers & Questions

 

A. Two week suspension without pay

Q. You're going to be dangled in the air for a fortnight, and you're not even being financially compensated for it?

 

A. Shaky shaky steps in the middle of the day.

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A: you can't spell slaughter without laughter.

Q. Why do you think clowns are so evil?

 

A. It was just that the time was wrong.

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A: inside out.

Q. What's the problem, Captain? Sure, we've had a few issues with the transporter, but I beamed the landing party down to the right coordinates, didn't I?

 

A. With the lights out, it's less dangerous.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

My parents went to Iraq and all I got were these flag-draped caskets.

 

NT: Signs your kids' school is more cash-starved than ever.

Re: Answers & Questions

 

A. Alright I am afraid but it's an irrational fear

Q. You're seriously worried that if you wear your Speedos to the beach the women will be all over you?

 

A. Soft shoulders and dangerous curves.

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A: and it was THIS big.

Q. You really ate a cockroach?

 

A. I am programmed in multiple techniques...

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: How to get out of trouble with the DEA

When in doubt, narc' on someone else.

 

NT: "...and that's when I killed her, your honor."

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?

 

Flowers on the Wall, the Statler Brothers.

Re: Answers & Questions

 

A. I worship the sea he sailed on

Q. Have you finally learned your lesson? When you drink that much all at once, 'your god becomes the Ty-Dee-Bowl Man', and...?

 

Q. Now don't tell me I've nothing to do.

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A: Chai tea' date=' with a bit of honey.[/quote']Q. Look, Tai Chi is the least strenuous exercise program I could put you on, you promised to stick with it, and you still won't do it! What did you think you were agreeing to when you signed the contract with the club?

 

A. I'm not planning on going solo.