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Re: Answers & Questions Q. That was the coldest, most heartless example of cruel self-interest I've ever seen!! Where is your compassion? A. Look, this is the last time I am going to explain this! I am very, very, drunk. Okay!?!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hey, nice Snapper!"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "D20 pays HOW MUCH!?!!"

Re: Answers & Questions Q. Despite the risks involved with illegal drugs, I know that being a plumber is your lifelong dream, and in order to feel you've really succeeded you need to have this. The reasons why frankly escape me, but I have gone to considerable trouble to make this into a suppository instead of the more usual smokable form. I hope you at least appreciate my efforts!! A. I don't see how you expect me to take that remark seriously while you're still holding that fire extinguisher.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. Is it true that Ben is planning on quitting!?! But... what will happen without him? A. ...But you forgot the condoms, and I forgot the holy water...

Re: Answers & Questions Q. Okay, I can accept that my wife is a werewolf. But what I can't stand is having every piece of furniture in the house being shredded to pieces once a month!! A. Apparently you're evil, and not just misunderstood.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. How can you just throw all my stuff out on the street like that!?! Don't you love me anymore? A. Well, we've raised our child to think for himself and question authority.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. Where are you going with that enormous bag of opium? Q. 'Never-Done' Jack and 'Two-Thumbs' Don and his sidekick, 'Don't-Say' Dick.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. C'mon, honey, you work all day and all evening... I hardly ever see you!! What about a little, you know, "us time"...? I've got some wine and candles, and some new lingerie...? A. For the last time, the whole thing was a dream!! It's, like, a metaphor, okay!?! Why is this so hard for you to grasp!?!

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Re: Answers & Questions Q. Look, you'll be okay here by yourself, right? 'Cause I have some stuff I need to go do... A. Rock's chosen warriors will rule the Apocalypse.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. Well, super, now your butt's frozen to the ice!! What have you got to say for yourself? A. Look, never mind all that. I've got a thermos full of whiskey that'll solve all our problems. Temporarily.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why on Earth would you call your Mentalist PC "Nebraska"? A. I hope you're happy; now we don't have any fish, either.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. Whoa, did you actually do your laundry!? I've been after you for weeks, but you just said that if you wanted to have a stack of filthy socks and underwear in your room that was your business. What happened? A. They mostly come at night. Mostly.

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Re: Answers & Questions Q. Oooh... I hear that this Brooke Shields movie is reeeallly dirty... uh, what's it called again? A. I want you to be you.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. (Groan)... Ever since Ororo met the Thing and the Human Torch, she's been trying to come up with a catchphrase of her own... Have you heard her latest effort? A. Your head... and The Prize.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. Well, I'm impressed so far... mightily impressed. That Entertainment Centre was nothing short of astounding, the kitchen was incredible, the bedroom was luxury beyond compare, that bathroom was unbelievable!! And the staff is through this door, you say? Well, let's go check them out... urk!! This room is full of naked supermodels!! A. What can I say, my needs are simple and predictable.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. What's the title of Paris Hilton's new TV series' date=' now that she's tired of [i']The Simple Life[/i]? A. The funny thing is, we're not gonna kill you.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, what exactly is Fox News looking for in a government watchdog? A. You pull the plug out, and it all just twirls away, twirls away you see, out of the plughole.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. Do you find it very difficult not having knees? A. Yes it's gonna happen because it's happened to a lot of people I know.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. You downloaded Monty Python's Life of Brian directly into your brain so you can go on a what? A. Yes it's gonna happen because it's happened to a lot of people I know.

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Re: Answers & Questions Q. I don't get it... suddenly, the thought of continuing this pointless, irresponsible, illegal war just makes me tired and sad... all I want to do is relax under a nice tree somewhere and drink banana daquiris... what's wrong with me, Dick? A. I can't get behind any of that!!

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