AngryBug

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Attention, passengers... Passengers, your attention please. Now, nobody panic- I repeat, don't panic!- but... does anybody on board happen to know how to fly an airplane?"

Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why can't you at least put some clothes on?! A. Well, it's either a ball of confusion or a wall of doubt... I can't say for sure which.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Wow! Catwoman is the best movie I've ever seen!!" NT: You know it's time to look for a new job when...

Re: Answers & Questions Q. Okay, if Armstrong saying "That's one small step for man... " was a mistake, what was he supposed to say? A. I think it was when I mused aloud that if I were single, I'd have to fold all that laundry myself.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat While cuddling after, you notice two mysterious smoking holes in the ceiling above the bed... NT: Things that are bad when your kids say them but sound great when coming from your spouse.

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Put the fangs in the neck and drink it all up. NT: I wish I hadn't said this to the cop...

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Now, you might notice that the lovely volunteers passing around the collection plate are armed with fully automatic submachine guns... That's nothing to be worried about, just think of it as the Lord's way of saying 'Give 'til it hurts'... "

Re: Answers & Questions Q. How was your trip to New Hong Kong? A. I'm available. I'm never free.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "The Wiggles are coming to town' date=' Dad! And Mom got us [i']front row seats!![/i]"

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Beware of the Thing From Uranus!! Big Gay Al.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. Your entire plan is crazy!! Even if you somehow manage to succeed at destroying the entire universe, what will become of you afterward? A. Hey! I shaved my legs for this!

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Don't tell me that this thread is still running?

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Re: Answers & Questions Q. Okay, you little turd, talk!! A. I'm gonna write a tear-stained letter, I'm gonna mail it straight to you.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. How would you describe Playboy's Girlfriends video? A. Ahh... don't you see? You have within your own question the answer, as well as the seed of our salvation... or our doom.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why shouldn't I simply tie the hero up' date=' explain my entire complicated plan [i']and[/i] its one Achilles heel, then leave? A. Substitute the anger and agression with guilt and repression and it's yours.

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Re: A Thread for Random Musings There's nothing like watching circus performers to make one feel flabby, old and out-of-shape!!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Now, remember... You can only suggest missions to Smith, not order them. And he's usually already on it. Don't call them unless you really need them, and if you do call on them, don't get in their way. You may never meet them, but if you do, you'll have less staff to replace if you advise them that the old one is Korean and to not call him Chinese or interrupt him when he's watching TV." What?

Re: Answers & Questions Q. What did the interviewer say, anyway, just before 50 Cent shot him? A. He puts the "S" back into "hit".