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Re: Musings on Random Musings
Would the Vulcan nerve pinch work on Wolverine?They actually addressed this in the Star Trek - Xmen crossover comic a few years ago.
Spock used the neck-pinch on Wolverine, and down he went. But thanks to his healing factor, he was up seconds later, much to Spock's surprise.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: One more smart remark out of you and we'll dress you up like a Japanese school girl and toss you in the tank with the giant octopus.Q: No, no, let me guess: I've made you angry? Gee... there's a shocker.
A: I didn't even know we had one of those; let alone in red.
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Re: Musings on Random Musings
Math Meth causes flashbacks? I thought only LSD did that...Math Meth is very precise about the flashbacks it causes, while LSD is far more random.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: I take some small comfort in the knowledge that now Foxbat can never get married.Q: Did you hear that the Defense of Marriage Act has been reworded to exclude the criminally insane instead of homosexuals?
A: But they were.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: I know' date=' I know. But somebody had to give the gorilla a manicure![/quote']Q: Was that Grodd I just saw walking out of the beauty parlor?
A: Less give, and more take.
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Re: List Your CO Heroes!
I've been playing on and off for about a year now as ' date=' no surprise, Plex. I am now a 28th level Behemoth. I typically only ever play solo unless there is an event or an alert I feel like playing. I'm having fun and I like the new storyline about Destroyer coming back. (When it works) I have yet to actually move from the free to play version, but i am considering it. I really haven't tried to play on a team yet. But I am having fun exploring the universe and randomly getting into trouble. i liked making my Nemesis, but all I have been fighting since the first meet is the occasional group of minions. It's been fun especially since it has been a few years since i was able to find anyone to play the RPG.[/quote']It was quite fortunate when my gf (now my wife) took an interest in CO after watching me play online one night. Nothing beats having a mission partner who is in the same room as you for ease of mid-combat-communication.
I have a subscription. I have had for several months now. I still just play archetypes. I know they're supposedly not as good as freeform characters' date=' but this is my first MMO and I haven't a clue how to minimax the game for maximum effectiveness (especially the gear you can use), so I'm content with archetypes.[/quote']Scan the forums - there are plenty of good tips out there for getting the most bang for your buck on Freeform builds.
Of course, I've been a lifetime member since Day One, so I can't even conceive not being Freeform.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: And this' date=' pal, is why they call marriage an [i']institution[/i].Q: After 30 years together, my wife thinks I belong in a mental hospital. What's up with that?
A: Survived by his wife.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: At General Electric' date=' we bring good things to life. And occasionally [i']bad things[/i] too.Q: What did GE say in the press release about their helping to build SkyNet?
A: A 29-year-old virgin.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: Imaginary numbers cannot save you here.Q: Will you let me go, Dr. Destroyer, for a zillion dollars?
A: More imaginary than that.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: Because they seem to have trouble with pantry doors.Q: Why are the cats so angry?
A: Smelting ore.
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Re: Quote of the Week From My Life.
Lest you all think I only make fun of my wife for her off-the-wall quotes...
:: the dulcet tones of me loudly blowing my nose from the bathroom::
Wife: OK. You're done blowing your nose now!
::blows my nose again::
Me: You have no idea how much nose I can blow!
::beat::
Me: That didn't come out right...
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: "Deranged" does not mean "melee combat only".Q: Of course I'm putting away my guns... you said he was deranged, right?
A: That's what she said.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: On nights as dark and foggy as this' date=' then drivers get together and tell the fell legend of the Were Taxi....[/quote']Q: What kind of horror stories do the New York City homeless share around the barrel fires?
Q: And why exactly do you keep so much wolfs-bane in your truck?Curses! Ninja'd...
A: And it was at that point that it became obvious letting the duck and the rabbit go on living would be a mistake.Q: What was Elmer Fudd's most common lament after hunting season was over?
A: One deaf, one dumb, and one growing old.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: It goes at the end of a question.Q: Why did you end your question with a question mark?
A: A set of balls.
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Re: Quote of the Week From My Life.
No' date=' that's gorgonzilla.[/quote']Hang on... I thought she was the mother of the Gorgon Sisters?
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: Nothing says security like a temporally-displaced chimpanzee who just drank a six-pack and took three acid hits.Q: Is it true your uncle just got a job as a night watchman?
A: That was polite!
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Re: The cranky thread
Emo Phillips has some great lines..."They're rebuilding the roof on a building down the street from where I live. And while I walking past it the other day, I overheard the constructions workers call me a paranoid little weirdo! In Morse code."
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Re: [LoH] Run Info
I'm hoping to see if I can send the drive in as it is still under warranty.I'm sure they'll replace it, but to the best of my knowledge, the data is gone. We started handing out solid state laptops at work recently and we added new language in bold red letters to the forms they sign when they take possession. In a nutshell: if this drive crashes, data recovery is physically impossible, so you'd better make regular backups or you're completely screwed.
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Re: Musings on Random Musings
Oh joy. I get to be the department's assessment coordinator. Strychnine' date=' arsenic, or polonium-210?[/quote']For you or for them?
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Re: [LoH] Run Info
My gosh darned SSD died' date=' gonna miss this week's run unless I can install a new HDD in my PC soon.[/quote']Ouch! SSD drive crashes are brutal! My condolences.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: So that's how the Passenger Pigeon became extinct.Q: Why did they ever permit them to share flights with Passenger Scorpions?
A: Completely Mental.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: Oh dear -- we've buried her living in the tomb again.Q: Why can't I find your mother-in-law?
A: Again.
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Re: Quote of the Week From My Life.
It won't come true if you tell people about it!To those of you who ever doubted the depth of teh bunneh's evil... doubt no further.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: Brain stem! Brain stem!Q: Pop quiz, Johnny: What do you have to take out in one shot on Wolverine to actually kill him?
A: Neversummer.
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