Sundog
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Let's do the checklist for the launch chair. Back? A: Like a Briton, but with a brain.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? You Look Good Jack - Hans Zimmer, from Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: I was bitten on the ass by a rabid pigeon while attempting to remove a particularly dlicate part of my anatomy from a garbage grinder. A: The blood-loss alone was worth it.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the STD clinician's favourite exercise show? A: I will hurt you now.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Allentown - Billy Joel.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Please Note the one that best applies to you: A: I am a well adjusted citizen. B: I am a Sociopath. C: I am a Serial Killer. D: I am not human. A: I have the brain-scrubbers all prepared!
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, I've been listening to "The Moral Majority Hour" for a week, and they have some really great ideas. What do you think? A: Bright purple pigs.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why does Jefferson City have no straight lines? A: It's an offence worthy of being lobotomized with a hand drill.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Scenes From an Italian Restaurant - Billy Joel
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? AARGH! Well, waiting is good for you, they say... AARGH! sob, sob....
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Leningrad - Billy Joel
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Name three comic characters and something more artificial. A: Great Southern panned.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the act that caused your client to run away screaming, Ms Prostitute? A: How much acid did you do in the sixties, anyway?
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Electric Blue - Icehouse, Remixed by skipraiders.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are Doctor Pennypincher's Legions of Doom armed with slingshots? A: Ah, then "Legions of Doom" is media spin.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you looking at me like that, Al? A: There's no reason to assume you're not delusional.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Eine Kleine Nachtmusik, IV, Rondo, by The Academy of St Martin in the Fields.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Which album's that one from? Currently: The James Bond theme.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What makes people think you're a narcissist, Death Tribble? A: He got a lot less scary once he qualified for a pension.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Now that you've beaten a pedophilia rap, I hope I can convince you to be more careful in the future. Who were you planning on hiring as your new secretary? A: Nobody noteworthy.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you have any reason why we should not kill every accountant on earth as a gift to the human race? A: Ditto Lawyers.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Beethoven's Ode to Joy, Performed by the Philadelphia Orchestra.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why di you mount a TV in my forehead? A: That would be uncivilized.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Eve of the War - Jeff Wayne.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: How many whores will that be, sir? A: The Dead Man and Mutie the Pig.