Sundog
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: If you've broken every law of god and man, why are you still walking around free? A: Choking to death on a kidney stone.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are forty thousand Ukrainians trying to beat down my door? A: I'm sorry, that feature was left out in the interests of economy.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Heh. Same here. Together in Electric Dreams by Moroder and Oakey just segued into Theology/Civilization by Basil Poledouris.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does it mean when a fat man in red starts shotgunning wizards in the street? A: I said "Die by the sword" not "Dry by the sword".
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? The Longest Night - Men at Work
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why weren't you impressed when I hrew Peter Parker in the giant blender? A: I am quite certain that is anatomically impossible for a human male.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Overkill - Men at Work
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: I thought you said you'd do nothing to Syphon? A: Even the all-nude issue didn't save it.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Together in Electric Dreams - Giorgio Moroder and Philip Oakey.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was wrong with the makers of "Civil War"? A: Vin Diesel meets Shirley Temple.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What grooming implement was banned by a special codicil to the Geneva Conventions? A: ASSWIPE: Shadow of Peoria.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Ooh, nice one. Did you get the album, or from a compilation? Currently: Rise, Yoko Kanno.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, you're getting really good at dodging cutlasses. A: That's the taste of breaking glass.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Knock on Wood - David Bowie
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Fire - The Crazy World of Arthur Brown.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Now that you have managed to get us falling from orbit, sans parachute or heat shield, what do you have to say for yourself? A: No, heat seeking anti-personnel missiles will not stop termites.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you recognize a Tallarian prostitute? A: Properly, they should only be cooked in a lead and plutonium lined kettle.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? One Last Shot by Klaus Badelt (From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: I am risen to feast upon the brains of the living! A: Its a sub-mass collecting collating zombienator.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? GBH Mix - Alan Parsons Project
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, when will the time-travelling conspirators come and alter our minds with power drills? A: That comes under the heading of "Bad Advice".
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Laid So Low (Tears Roll Down) - Tears for Fears.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Mad World - Tears for Fears
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you put your testicles in the powervice? A: Now his voice is all squeaky.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where's ground zero again? A: No, that won't help. Trust me.