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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why couldn't the CSI team catch Lidsay Lohan? A: I thought they were peppermints!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's a foolproof way to keep a homophobe away from his doomsday device? A: Supreme Demander.

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? You've Made Me So Very Happy - Blood, Sweat and Tears.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, I heard you went to the Modern Art exhibition. Have you ever seen anything more creative? A: I must answer the call of Booty.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What were the last words of Larry the leopard keeper? A: I said Gentle, not "genital".

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was heard at the Blue Balls Club the night of the Royal Wedding? A: Electroshock Sneakers.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the tagline for the musical Bush's Mind? A: The computer went on strike.

Re: What Fantasy/Sci-Fi book have you just finished? Please rate it... Old Man's War by John Scalzi. A "Future War" story where people get a chance to become young again at 75 - provided they're willing to fight in the unending wars and skirmishes required to protect the colony worlds for ten years. Well written, and has an interestingly different point of view from most space opera, where the protagonist is usually young and brash.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why should you never ask for Philosophy from a surfie? A: A cow, a steel hawser, and an F111.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: If you were responsible for the Black Death, the Mongol Invasions and the fall of Rome, why are you camping in my bedroom? A: Those ARE her clothes.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the Black Knight's opinion on capital punishment? A: A Fusion powered underwire bra.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: When do you KNOW nothing you do will be remembered by succeeding generations? A: Beyond the farthest turnip.

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Sanctimonious, maybe; one hell of a vocal piece by Bono, definitely. But then, I've been a fan since Sunday, Bloody Sunday. Currently: Heat of the Moment, Asia.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are we going to do about the chainsaw wielding sentient tofu? A: Civilization 976.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was your one mistake in the group coordination contest? A: Serendipity decided my time was up.

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Some gaming podcast my housemate is playing on my computer.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did the nigh-indestructible brick say when he saw the results of crashing a tanker of hydrazine fuel? A: You've grown a what?

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why don't you want to go to the "Disaster Area" concert? A: General Unpleasentness.

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? The Rainbow Connection - Kermit the Frog.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are they carrying out all of our customers on stretchers? A: See-through glow-in-the-dark unisex underpants.

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? The Days of Pearly Spencer - David McWilliams

Re: Answers & Questions Q: ...and after the fusion bomb has killed the mouse, we - why are you looking at me like that? A: It's a mix of genre favourites and concept art that will make the studio executives drool with anticipation, while the actual fans will be groaning over it's utter banality.

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Some Other Time - Alan Parsons Project

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Should I hit Ironclad with the Vaarsuvi-Beem again? A: The biggest hardass in the system.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are you smiling at, gimp? A: Crossroads of the middle west.