Re: Zombie Apocalypse!
A Brief
History of the Future!
Aug 4 2008: Israel Bombs Iranian enrichment facilities. This damn near starts WWIII.
Sept 2nd 2008: Islamofascists respond by seizing 8 US middle schools, Beslan-style.
Nov 4, 2008: John McCain is elected the 56th US president.
Oct 5th, 2008: John McCain signs the U.N. Global Warming Treaty.
Nov 12, 2008: John McCain starts Operation Onslaught. 50,000 more troops are sent to Iraq. Things soon spin out of control with Iran, Turkey and Syria.
Jan 2008: U.N. Global Warming Tax comes due at $1.2 trillion a year. US debt soars to over 10 trillion dollars.
2009: To get an the funds for annother increace in Operation Onslaught President McCain signs The new federal CHIP program. US debt soars to over 12 trillion dollars.
2010: China theatens to dump the Dollar if the US stops them from invading Taiwan. President McCain sends an aircraft carrier to block the invasion. China responds by dumping trillions of dollars on the currency market, bankrupting the US.
2011: Russia backs the ruble with a diamond standard. Opec immediately starts excepting rubles for oil. The ruble surges ahead of the euro and the yuan as the new world currency. As other nations dump dollars in favor of rubles the US inters the 2nd Great Depression(GWII).
2012: Obama sweeps into the White House. Obama starts a gradual withdrawal Of the Troops and his Newer Deal.
2013: Obama signs the North American Union treaty. Uniting the US, Canada and Mexico into a European Union like entity. The Amero is made the common currency, and is backed in gold. The US Supreme Court decides that the Hague has jurisdiction over the Supreme Court in matters involving global warming.
2012-2020: GWII deepens. Oil/energy companies are blamed and penalized. Massive unemployment is meet with massive workfare programs.
2020: Jeb Bush is elected president. Jeb urges Congress to repeal the global warming treaty.
2021: Massive riots in Mexico are blamed on Zapatista rebels.
2022: The V.I.S. is linked to numerous psychotic episodes/attacks.