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Re: Answers & Questions
A: Well' date=' if you like blood flavored slurpees, that makes sense.[/quote']Q: Did 7-Eleven really just outsource their novelty drinks to Transylvania?
A: Three to the left, sixteen to the right, and then you just bang your head five or six times.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?
Wow someone besides me who has heard of or has MarillionI've got six or seven of their albums at the moment, though admittedly most of those are on indefinite loan.
I do have Misplaced Childhood for my very own, though.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?
English Folk Song Suite by Ralph Vaughan Williams, 3rd Movement: March - Folk Songs from Somerset
And in the time it took me to type that, we've moved on to Vaughan Williams' Toccata Marziale.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: Zinger burgers - now with real Zingers!Q: Why are there pink coconut flakes in with my fries?
A: Actually, that's the last person in the world I'd want for a job like that.
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Re: Jokes
Are you poking fun at Firefly?Not at all! Even if Captain Tightpants & Co. did paint Serenity John Deere green, it'd still be cool.
It'd be interesting to see what might happen in a drinking contest involving Romulan Ale, Mudder's milk, and a redneck starship captain's moonshine, though.
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Re: Most Obscure Reference You've Ever Worked Into a Game
Now that I've looked up the lyrics' date=' I want to know the story behind it....[/quote']Lord Mhoram played in that adventure. I'll let him give you the details. If he doesn't do so in the next couple of days, let me know and I'll post it.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: Children. Three children. The other villains will never let this defeat be forgotten.Q: What did the Gangrene Gang say after being beaten up by the Powerpuff Girls?
A: Rocky Road ice cream, with whipped cream and a little 10W40 motor oil on top.
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Re: Jokes
Well, since you brought it up:
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If...
- your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month
- he sets phaser to "Cajun"
- he paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles
- you have a shuttle called "Billy Joe Bob"
- he refers to Klingons as "Critters"
- he refers to Photon Torpedoes as "heat-seeking hogies"
- he has the sensor array repaired with a bent coathanger and aluminum foil
- he installs a set of bullhorns on the front of the saucer section
- he says "Got your ears on, good buddy" instead of "open hailing frequencies"
- he hangs fuzzy dice over the viewscreen
- he rewires his communicator into his belt buckle
- he keeps a six-pack under his command chair and a gun rack above it
- he says "Yee-Ha!" instead of "Engage"
- he has a hand-tooled holster for his phaser
- he insists on calling his executive officer "Bubba"
- he sets the fore viewscreen to reruns of "Bassmaster"
- he programs the food replicator for beer, ribs, and turnip greens
- he paints the starship John Deere green
- he refers to a Pulsar as a "Blue Light Special"
- his moonshine is stronger than Romulan Ale
- his idea of dress uniform is CLEAN bib overalls
- he wears mirrored shades on the Bridge
- his idea of a "gas giant" is big ol' XO Bubba after a meal of beans & weenies
- he keeps referring to Starfleet High Command as "dang bunch o' revenooers"
- two words: Turbolift Spittoons
- your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
NT: Signs the sports event you're watching has been rigged from the get-go."Wow, the New York Knicks just won the first pick in the draft lottery. Imagine that."
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Re: Top Signs You Need to Rethink Your Playing Style....
When all of your characters are either combat monsters who have no non-combat skills (and/or personality), or complex characters with dozens of esoteric skills and novella-length character histories who have to hide behind the team Mentalist every time a fight breaks out.
Balance is good.
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Re: Top Signs You Need to Rethink Your Playing Style....
YOU can't tell what character you're playing, because all your characters have the same personality, attitudes, mannerisms, motivations, and catchphrases, regardless of power level, capabilities, or genre.
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Re: Most Obscure Reference You've Ever Worked Into a Game
I based a Champions adventure on the song 'Tomb 19' by Kansas. Once one of my players actually heard the song, he said, "Wow, you totally ripped that off!"
And the government liaison in one of my games was named McCarthy. Not obscure, but it made the players wonder whether they could really trust him or not. Which is precisely why I did it.
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Re: Top Signs that you need to rethink your GMing.
If you're both GMing and hosting the game, and you spend more time making hors d'œuvres than preparing the adventure.
If you never acknowledge that the rules lawyers are right and admit that you've made a mistake.
If you always give in to the rules lawyers and admit that you've made a mistake.
If your adventures are so derivative that all the players know your plots, including the 'twists', five minutes into every game session.
If your players start asking, "You're a big fan of Quesada, aren't you?"
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Re: Top Signs You Need to Rethink Your Playing Style....
When any character you play in any campaign, any genre, is indistinguishable from every other character that you play in any campaign, any genre.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: Mary Jane and John LockeQ: Name two people with whom the Nobel Prize laureates now running Marvel are obviously unfamiliar.
A: I think you're missing one very important word here.
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Re: Jokes
You Might Be a Redneck Jedi If..."- Your Jedi robes are camouflage colored.
- You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
- You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
- At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored
- There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder
- You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder
- You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok
- You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks
- You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
- You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit.
- The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
- Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You forgot one:
- If you've ever kissed your sister.
Oh, wait....
- Your Jedi robes are camouflage colored.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
NT: Why winning the Nobel Peace Prize is the worst thing that could happen to anyone.Once you've won the Nobel Peace Prize, people start thinking you're a pacifist. So you get in trouble with the media for the littlest things, like cussing out some &I$*!! in traffic who ticks you off.
New Topic: Unexpected celebrity meltdowns.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
NT: World's Worst Person To Be President(Difficulty: You can't use the current president, any previous presidents, or anybody currently running for president).
Achmed the Dead Terrorist
New Topic: Psybolt's first official act after being sworn in as President
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Re: Jokes
I can't possibly roll my eyes hard enough to give this joke the reaction it deserves.Pretty much my reaction, too, when I read it. Which is why I posted it here. I figure that if I have to be subjected to it, why not make everyone suffer?
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
NT: Your brilliant Idea that will make you a millionaire. (not that I'm stealing...)Nutritious vegetables that look & taste like candy!
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
NT: Highly appropriate celebrity endorsements for medical products."Hello, I'm Idaho Senator Larry Craig. I make Ex-Lax a part of my daily regimen because it helps me to avoid irregularity. And it allows me to spend more time in one of my favorite places, the Men's room."
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Re: Jokes
I got this one in my e-mail today:
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and the make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur that is the reason I stole the paintings.
I had no Monet
to buy Degas
to make the Van Gogh."
See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.
I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
NT: World's worst song title.The I-Lost-My-Kids-Because-I'm-A-Crack-Whore Blues
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: Very well. Release the hat' date=' hang the lizard.[/quote']Q: Of course it was the alligator that ate those poor retirees! How could you possibly suspect the fedora?!
A: Equal parts water, corn syrup, and automatic transmission fluid.
NGD Scenes from a Hat
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
"My fellow Minnesotans, we're gonna body-slam this recession! Who's with me?"