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Pariah

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  1. Awakened at 2 a.m. by my nonverbal daughter who had a potty emergency. Hung out in her room for about 45 minutes in the (vain) hope that she'd go right back to sleep, at which point she sat straight up in bed and threw up the cantaloupe she had with dinner last night. Changed her clothes and her bedding. Now waiting for her to go back to sleep so that I can do the same. Alarm clock scheduled to go off in about two hours.
  2. Little Boy Pariah started Kindergarten today.
  3. Trump joked about trading Puerto Rico for Greenland. Puerto Ricans are joking back.
  4. He love your sexy body, he loves your dirty mind He loves when you hold him, when you grab him from behind Oh baby, you're such a pretty thing I can't wait to introduce you to the other members of my gang You don't need no wax job, you're smooth enough for me If you need your oil changed, I'll do it for you free Oh baby, the pleasure would be all mine If you let me drive your pickup truck and park it where the sun don't shine Every time he touches you, his hair stands up on end His legs begin to quiver, and his mind begins to bend Oh baby, you're such a tasty treat But I'm under doctor's orders, I'm afraid to overeat He loves your sense of humor, your disposition too There's absolutely nothing that he don't love about you Oh baby, I'm on my hands and knees Life would be so simple if I only had you to please Oh baby, turn around and say goodbye You go to the airport now, and I'm going home to cry He loves your Electric dumplings He loves your Red bell peppers He loves your Fuel injection He loves your Service charge He loves your Five-speed gearbox He loves your Long endurance He loves your Quest for junk food He loves your Big refrigerator He loves your Trembling Wilbury He loves your Marble earrings He loves your Porky curtains He loves your Power steering He loves your Bottled water He loves your Parts and service Dirty world, a dirty world, it's a 'kin dirty world
  5. On the road of experience, I'm trying to find my own way. Sometimes I wish that I could fly away When I think that I'm moving, suddenly things stand still I'm afraid 'cause I think they always will And I'm looking for space And to find out who I am And I'm looking to know and understand It's a sweet, sweet dream Sometimes I'm almost there Sometimes I fly like an eagle And sometimes I'm deep in despair All alone in the universe, sometimes that's how it seems I get lost in the sadness and the screams Then I look in the center, suddenly everything's clear I find myself in the sunshine and my dreams And I'm looking for space And to find out who I am And I'm looking to know and understand It's a sweet, sweet dream Sometimes I'm almost there Sometimes I fly like an eagle And sometimes I'm deep in despair On the road of experience, join in the living day If there's an answer, it's just that it's just that way When you're looking for space And to find out who you are When you're looking to try and reach the stars It's a sweet, sweet, sweet dream Sometimes I'm almost there Sometimes I fly like an eagle But sometimes I'm deep in despair Sometimes I fly like an eagle, Like an eagle I go flying flying
  6. Yeah, I wonder if the person(s) responsible for Tampa Bay's name and logo are Herophiles...?
  7. Ugh. Human interaction on top of yard work? Who needs that?
  8. Q: < Insert gratuitous Trump Administration immigration policy remark here. > A: Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me....
  9. Minnesota's Holton Hill is already missing eight games this season for PED and substance abuse violations, and now he does this: Seahawks’ Paxton Lynch in concussion protocol after vicious headshot Is he gonna play at all for the Vikings this season?
  10. Philip Rivers Factoid of the Week: Philip Rivers and wife Tiffany have nine children: two boys and seven girls. Rivers’ mom was one of nine children: two boys and seven girls. Rivers’ grandfather was one of nine children: two boys and seven girls.
  11. There are Rust Monsters eating the roller coaster.
  12. Cancer has photos of Death Tribble mooning Venus. The rest of the world pays him seven figures a year not to release them.
  13. Through the sale of Superman-related merchandise! New Topic: In defiance of the Republican and Democratic parties, _____ has declared his/her/its candidacy for President of the United States in 2020! His/her/its biggest campaign promise is _____ .
  14. "Let's turn this nuclear waste dump/EPA Superfund site into a wildlife refuge," they said. "It'll be great," they said.
  15. That feeling when you bring the laptop but forget the power cable.
  16. I believe I have one Option pick left, and I'm going to use it now. An adventure as epic as this one suggests--nay, demands!--more than just a slow text crawl at the beginning. It needs a narrator, someone to bring life and color and flair to the drama. And so we will have one: Ruby Rhod!
  17. You're not wrong. I've often said that if you really want to know where this President stands in terms of the importance of Education, just look at who he appointed to be in charge of it.
  18. A scientifically-literate population is not in the current Administration's best interests, as it turns out.
  19. I've got a friend who's a university professor (Communications) who just took one-year sabbatical to focus on writing a book on comic book superheroines as a metaphor for the #metoo movement. Of course, good science fiction has always had a strong element of social and political commentary.
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