Pariah

Negaduck (Darkwing Duck)

Feathers McGraw, The Wrong Trousers

Q: What do you call potassium chloride with a hand grenade? A: A salt with a deadly weapon.

My school year ends three weeks from today. At the moment, it's looking like the longest three weeks of my life to date.

What food does LeBron James never order at McDonald's? Nuggets.

"Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show." ~ Terry Pratchett

There was a time when there was nothing at al Nothing at all Just a distant hum There was a being and he lived on his own He had no one to talk to And nothing to do He drew up the plans, Learnt to work with his hands A million years passed by and his work was done And his words were these... Hope you find it in everything, everything that you see Hope you find it in everything, everything that you see Hope you find it, hope you find it Hope you find me in you So she had built her elaborate home With it's ups and it's downs, its rains and its sun She decided that her work was done, time to have fun and she found a game to play Then as part of the game She completely forgot where she'd hidden herself And she spent the rest of her time Trying to find the parts Hope you find it in everything, everything that you see Hope you find it in everything, everything that you see Hope you find it, hope you find it Hope you find me in you There was a time when there was nothing at all, nothing at all Just a distant hum

Someone's poking the bear.... Houston Cougars to Add Blue Uni Despite NFL’s Cease-and-Desist Letter

The key for Angels fans is to stop having expectations. That's what we Rockies fans have been doing, and it works pretty well.

Another Schrödinger's cat joke? That joke's been done to death Or has it...?

9News Sports in Denver has given Jamal Murray a new nickname: Laker Breaker.

I was air drumming to Metallica in the car this morning. But I dropped one of the sticks out the window, so I had to switch to Def Leppard.

"Sounds to me like if you make it to the throne, you can probably sit there for the rest of your life."

Odette (The Swan Princess) Pictured with Jean-Bob and Speed

Buh-bye, Lakers.

"I'm in charge of this class. I'm the warrior chief. I'm the merciless god of anything that stirs in my universe. You **** with me and you will suffer my wrath."

Some of us more experienced folks have seen this before. How To Hunt Elephants

Machine language.

Wizard's First Rule: People are stupid. People will believe any lie if they want it to be true, or if they're afraid that it might be true.

I am absolutely astonished at the number of people on social media saying that LeBron James is going to will the Lakers to a 4-3 series win now that they finally achieved their breakthrough. Technically, I suppose there is a non-zero probability of this happening. And it is true that the race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong—but if you're smart, you'll bet that way.

Graymalk (A Night In the Lonesome October)

One social media wit said "The Falcons put together the most unpopular draft since Vietnam."

"Perhaps maybe a little, uh, Hamlet?" "Oh, I know Hamlet. And what he might say with irony, I say with conviction: "What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! How infinite in faculty! In form, in moving, how express and admirable! In action, how like an angel! In apprehension, how like a god!" " "Surely, you don't see your species like that, do you?" "i see us one day becoming that, Q. Is it that which concerns you?"

Ape, companion to George of the Jungle and voiced by John Cleese in the film starring Brendan Fraser