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  1. When an eel bites your thigh And you bleed out and die That's a moray
  2. Rebma (underwater counterpart to Amber)
  3. Dr. C's Irish Whiskey & Mud Wrasslin' Emporium New Topic: Why did the VIPER Agent cross the road?
  4. Four straight Super Bowls isn't just insanely good, it's unprecedented. It's literally never been done before or since. No other team can say that they've been to four consecutive Super Bowls. Not the Steelers, not the Cowboys, not the Patriots. The Broncos get some of this flak too because they lost five Super Bowls, all in embarrassing fashion. But to lose five Super Bowls, you have to go to five Super Bowls. How many teams can say that?* And hey, the Broncos have also managed to win three Super Bowls along the way. That's not nothing. (It's also worth noting that the Patriots have also lost five Super Bowls, but nobody talks about that much. Funny how that works, yeah?) So to all the haters and the analysts and the armchair quarterbacks who are promulgating The Myth Of The First Loser, pick a direction and walk till your hat floats. Better yet, let's have an in-depth conversation about the last time you finished first--in anything. -- * The answer to that question is 10: Patriots, Cowboys, Steelers, Broncos, 49ers, WFT, Packers, Dolphins, Giants, and Raiders. About a third of the league, in other words.
  5. Pshaw. A decent pitching staff has eluded the Rockies for decades.
  6. Note to self: Must try A1 on baked potato.
  7. The irony of anti-vaxxers who say they "don't want to be part of some experiment" is that they have made themselves part of the control group.
  8. I've said it before and I'll say it again: Sometimes natural selection takes too long.
  9. "Personally I think the use of steak sauce, especially on an expensive cut of steak, is an act of heresy. But I'm not here to tell you how to live your life."
  10. Funny, I was going to say that in an ideal situation, Bills leadership experiences an epiphany and realizes that it is both impractical and immoral to try and extort a $1.5B stadium from a comparatively small-market city in the middle of a recession.
  11. Bills ownership wants a new $1.5B stadium, entirely taxpayer-funded. Will they get it? Austin emerges as possible relocation spot for Bills amid new Orchard Park stadium negotiations, per report I don't see the Bills leaving Buffalo. I think this is a game of chicken. But I didn't see the Chargers leaving San Diego to sleep on the couch at the Rams' fancy new stadium either, so what do I know?
  12. Opinion: After the Rockies botched how they handled the trade deadline, it’s time to say so long to Coors Field for a little while
  13. An interesting proposal: The Texas Conference: A Plan to Save College Football in Our State
  14. Q: You're one of The Founders?! A: Blood, or chocolate. You decide.
  15. Multitasking is overrated. Do what you're doing.
  16. The person who disagrees with you may, in fact, be an idiot. That's no guarantee that you're not an idiot as well.
  17. Ten o'clock is nigh Miles to go before I sleep I am so tired
  18. 45th president of the United States of America.
  19. Sounds like your girlfriend is √(-100): A solid 10, but imaginary.
  20. Hrmmm, haven't read "Hop-Frog" recently. Might have to fix that.
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