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Re: Answers & Questions
A: It's like freshly salted peanuts' date=' only without the salt, the peanuts or the freshness.[/quote']Q: "Soynut butter"? What the heck is soynut butter?
A: They're making your life story into a limited edition comic book...written and illustrated by Rob Liefeld.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: She wanted me for my mind.Q: So, where'd you get the lobotomy scars?
A: Don't look at me, I just changed the oil.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: Some hollow personal cause of mineQ: Here's that £100 you wanted, Death Tribble. What did you say it was for?
A: It's like being nibbled to death by cats.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?
"Astroboy (And the Proles on Parade)" by the Buggles. Playing the album' date=' [i']The Age of Plastic[/i], "Video" was 5 tracks ago.I wasn't really fond of most of it. I liked Astroboy' date=' Clean Clean, Video, and Elisteree? I don't remember that title.[/quote']I don't even remember anything other than "Video Killed the Radio Star" from that album. I'm pretty sure I heard it, though I know I've never owned it.
Loved Geoff Downes' work in Asia, though.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?
Mariano by Robert Earl Keen, Jr.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
NT: Subtle ways that you can tell Lemming is programming cats to get the rest of usThree dead rats in your bathtub with a hastily-scribbled note that says, "ths time teh mousez, next time iz u!"
New Topic: Subtle signs that someone on the Hero Boards has stolen your identity.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: Depressingly so rather nice indeed.Q: What do you think of my tofu statue of Ralph Nader? I carved it with a chainsaw!
A: It's not the years, it's the milage.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: Holy Picknickers with attitude!Q: What's the danger of trying to disrupt a church picnic?
A: A huge pile of rotting whale blubber.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
NNT: Why Enforcer84 should be declared El Presidente for life of Uruguay.It's more glamorous than "Prefect of Pago Pago".
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Re: the Superdie
So, attached is my first (well, second, actually) cut at a dice design for the "superdice"and here is how to read the numbers:
I actually prefer this design to the "Bang! Pow!" bubbles design. Cleaner, and much easier to read. And it makes the dice look like entries from the Periodic Table. I love it!
Since we're on the subject of dice..when you add up Stun and Body damage from a dice roll, how do you add them up and how quickly? ... For others, it's much quicker to take dice and add them in groups of ten.
I group the dice into groups of 10 for Stun. as for BODY, I use the little trick Lord Mhoram taught me: Take the number of dice rolled, add the number or sixes, and subtract the number of ones. Viola, there's your BODY count.
Excellent post! I'll Rep you when that annoying 24-hour thing expires.
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Re: WWYCD? Women City Savers Only
I need to rep Supreme Serpent when I am able to again!I got him.
Excellent points, Serpent. It's amazing to think of how fast a city would fall apart if any significant sector of its population suddenly wasn't there.
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Re: Where is Hero?
I think it also has reduced Recovery time; Recover once per month.
At which time it zaps you again.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
NT: Subtle signs that your city's new sports area was designed by non-Euclidean aliens.Players have to run past third base and the opposing team's dugout on the way to first base. And don't even get me started on the lines to the restrooms....
New Topic: Rock bands that should tour together, with humorous results.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
NT: Who really is on first?No, Who is on stage, followed by Yes, Guess Who, and The Band.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
How Foxbat would improve baseball's World Series.Kidnap the Commissioner (Bud Selig) and replace him with Centipede Boy. Or Foxbat Lass. Or pretty much anyone else, really.
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Re: WWYCD? Women City Savers Only
A menstrual cycle?"Gosh Wild Card, if you hadn't bent over with those cramps right then, that death ray would have killed you!"
Yeah, that's pretty much how it'd work.
Rep for the laugh, by the way.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
Decapitating an opponent is now a two-minute minor.Do you really want Teh Bunneh playing hockey...?
NT: Changes that should be made to make hockey more appealing to American audiences.Make all the players huddle up after every change of possession, so that a game with three 20-minute periods will take four hours to play.
New Topic: Why did the ostrich cross the road?
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: You English are a ragger folk' date=' your mothers are all lagger folk, your army is a bloody joke, you couldn't beat an artichoke![/quote']Q: Man, British Sterling is really ticked off tonight. What'd Shamrock say to him, anyway?
A: "Brickbat lingerie".
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Re: The amazing Superblog!
Nice work. The cockfighting cyborg chickens were a particularly nice touch. Repped.
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Re: WWYCD? Women City Savers Only
Jack Diamond wouldn't have that big a problem with it. He had cosmetic and pyschic surgery once to infiltrate a villain group. This is just another disguise, right?
Pariah (with an INT roll) remembers that his old Order had a spell for this kind of transformation. Once he figures it out, he's in.
Thunderstrike is a little weirded out by the idea of becoming a woman, even for a short period of time. Given that his role models are Black Cat and Gibraltar, there's a part of him that thinks being a superheroine means being aggressive, domineering, and/or cranky all the time. Can you blame him for being hesitant?
Wild Card dives right in. He's got 3d6 of Luck, what's the worst that could happen?
Onyx looks at it as a research opportunity. Not only does he get to beat up a new group of villains, he gets to see the entire experience from an entirely different point of view. He'll probably take notes along the way and spend two full days afterward writing it up.
Fang has no problems with it. He's been living as a reluctant werewolf for the past several years, so he's already got the whole moon cycle thing down.
Magnetite, Amethyst, Morningstar, and ColdFire, already being female, proceed to move in and start kicking butt. ColdFire really hopes that fetus she's carrying won't be a problem....
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
NT: Professional Sports Leagues of the future!WWF in zero gravity!
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
NT: Unusual plays on the football field on 1st and 10 or as the opening pitch in baseballGoing 5-hole on the catcher.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: I never should have pulled that thorn out.Q: What's the deal with that lion that's always following you around...?
A: I know we all have our 'thorns in the flesh', but this is ridiculous!
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
TNT: What the Church of Death Tribble serves for communion.Bread and wine, of course.
And if the bread just happens to be part of a tasty sandwich, so much the better!
NGD Scenes from a Hat
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
"Quick, back to our secret lair, Jailbait girl!"
New Topic: Signs that your GM has finally lost it.