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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It was whitekeys and it was an accident. He was too busy listening to Justin Bieber songs

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ability to change into water after touching his sister's hand NT: Bad choices to make when your genie grants you three wishes

Re: Ctrl+V Stephen Tyler is a dense singer.

Re: A Game Of Questions Is that all?

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Re: A Game Of Questions How can you measure the amount of caring?

Re: A Game Of Questions Could the lack of response to that question mean the answer is no?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Chuck Norris

Re: Ctrl+V “Pssssst, Linc,” “What,” I say. My best friend Eric has a habit of whispering to me at the most inopportune times. For example, here we are taking a major geometry test in Old Man Burns’s class, and he’s whispering to me. “We’re still on for tonight, right?” he questions. “Yeah … now shut up before Burns hears,” I reply. Sometimes I just don’t know about Eric. He’s so weird, but, then again, everyone here is weird. Look at Old Man Burns sitting at his desk flipping through the newest National Geographic. Who’d ever guess that he does what he does. Not that he knows that I know. When I took that dare to follow him to his home so I could T.P. it, I never thought I’d find what I found. “Ten minutes left, class,” Burns says, looking across the room – directly at me. Mr. Burns returns to his magazine. Man, I wonder what he would say if he knew that I was peeking in his window that night? I can’t believe what I saw. There was a fire built in the middle of his living room floor contained by a circle of stones. Fire in the middle of his floor? Weird, huh? Burns entered the room and sat beside the fire. He was wearing a long, black, hooded robe. He removed his watch and rings and laid them beside him. He closed his eyes and, with his mouth slightly open, he began breathing heavily and in rhythm. After a few minutes, he began to shake … but as suddenly as he began, he stopped – and he seemed at peace. It was all too bizarre for… “Time’s up. Pencils down and everyone turn over your papers,” Burns says. “Shoot,” I say to myself as I look down at my half-finished test paper. That’s what I get for daydreaming my way through a geometry test. At least this is my last class of the day. I hand in my test and start to leave. I swear I could feel Old Man Burns’s glare burning into my back. I head straight for my locker hoping to get the heck out of this place. “Hey, hold up Linc,” yells Eric, running up to me. “That was an easy test, wasn’t it?” I look at my friend’s smiling face. “I don’t want to talk about it.” “Okay? Anyway, I can’t wait for tonight. It’s gonna be great having our readings done by a pro!” I don’t know how I let Eric talk me into this. Eric is deeply fascinated in mystical mumbo-jumbo. He loves it. He owns a set of tarot cards, and he even bought the entire series of Time-Life books on EBay. Now, he has discovered a woman here in Dalton Hill who does tarot card readings, and he wouldn’t stop harping on me until I agreed to go with him.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Villain who wears No Pants NT: Super Hero Endorsements Doomed to Fail

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hallucinogens goes better with hallucinogens because.... DUDE! NT: Surprise set for the NFL season opener

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Re: A Game Of Questions

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Have the group show up at the bedside of the critically injured massively powerful mentalist whose body was nearly worthless. Seconds before they pulled the plug, have the mentalist switch minds with the PC, so the group pulls the plug not on the mentalist, but the PC. Did that once... back in 4th edition when mentalists were more powerful

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat M. Night Shymalan's Last Airbender: The Musical

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Enter The Guiness Book of World's Records as the World's Largest Food Fight with Topeka

Re: Looking for help with a Hero name I agree. Good one Cygnia

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Engineering, transport room"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She resigned to become Governor of Alaska

Re: A Game Of Questions Wouldn't permanently boring people still know the definition of fun?

Re: A Game Of Questions Doesn't everyone?

Re: A Game Of Questions What's yours?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Three words: President Paris Hilton NT: Paris Hilton's first order of business as President of the US