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Tim

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  1. Re: Answers & Questions Q: How many skddo do you want for breakfast? A: If it is a fish, it better have fins.
  2. Re: A Thread for Random Musings DAmn! slow night tonight. usually there are at least twice this many people on.
  3. Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Neat. But when will we be using them???
  4. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Your commanding officer told you to secure the whorehouse. What are you doing enjoying the ladies? A: It was a car blonde.
  5. Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Sexy, with no naughty bits showing.
  6. Re: Answers & Questions Q: How does Maxwell Smart tell his wife to quite down? A: Sorry about that cheif.
  7. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What DON'T you want to hear in the jelly bean factory? A: welcome to the jungle.
  8. Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I drink when I need to relax. And one drink will usually do it. I DO NOT drink if I'm going to be driving anywhere. I've been nursing the same bottle of cinamon Schnapps for 3 months now.
  9. Re: Answers & Questions Q: YOur turn to use the restroom! A: Morale Combat!
  10. Re: Answers & Questions Q: I hear you were totally hosed by your Quake buddies? A: It must be in code!
  11. Re: Answers & Questions Q: YOu did want me to demonstrate that I could lick myself like a dog does didn't you? A: Like this rock
  12. Re: Longest Running Thread EVER It's lways a good idea not to post to obvious post padding threads like this one.
  13. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the fourth sign of the coming Apocalypse? A: It's a little high
  14. Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I thought so.
  15. Re: Answers & Questions Q: I've whipped myself with a cat-o-nine tails, Ate othing but bread and water for a week, and said 100 Hail Marys. What else do I need to do to be able to get back on the NGD forum? A: A hop, a skip, and a Hail Mary.
  16. Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I'm not going to respond to this thread.
  17. Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what name did the random name generator give our superteam? A: age before butt ugly
  18. Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you describe what MB does when by himself? A: Fear knot! The rope is out to get you.
  19. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is this your Appendix? A: The blades make it hard to pee.
  20. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Which of Charlie's Angels would you "have dinner" with? A: The house that Groo destroyed
  21. Re: A Thread for Random Musings Worldmaker is obviously an excellent cook. Perhaps we should sponsor him to be the White House chef after Busch gets re-elected. After all, I don't think they use foodtasters anymore.
  22. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Since the accident that burnied your hands, how are you able to touch? A: I'm green with envy, or food poisoning.
  23. Re: Storn's Fantasy Art, Comics and Doodles Storn
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