Tim
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you a member of Spinal Tap? A: the chalice with the palace hold the pellet with the poison.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: how can you tell Lorena Bobbit had visited? A: Every year I want the peasants to give me their weight in gold.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Like my personal motorized scooter? A: He was red like a rose
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What vitamins do you get in the cereal, Special KKK? A: Turn it off. Turn them all off.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you want to run for office with your Hamsters as running mates? A: A pink elephant
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's with the pirate act? A; no, nope, nada.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What causes all these half-baked ideas to be spouted? A: He's fallen behind.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: what is the name of that new computer game? You know, the one Sid Meier is suing over? A: An inch thick pork steak with garlic mashed potatoes.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Docman, Why are you wearing that off the shoulder, sleeveless, ballgown? A: Gropeing for the answer.
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Re: A Thread for Random Musings Joke: Arresting officer: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be held against you... Crook: BREASTS!!
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you ready for our double date with the doublemint twins? A: preambulate.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Just relax while I insert this anal probe. A: Shhh, we don't want everyone knowing.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: HOw do you like, " I feel fuzzier than a tribble."? A: I never knew that about you.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Sir, would you kindly get your knee out of my bacK? A; three pounds of Pounds
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Re: Superhero Images Gun Bunny?
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can I shovel your front walk for spare cash? A: Of all the bars in all the worlds. YOu had to wadle into mne.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you have to take on your last date? A: There are no penguins here.
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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From our Hero game ast night, the player foretting what system we were playing. "Can I take a 20?"
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did he just say, "Grond's cash?" A: give me a K
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Re: Answers & Questions Q:Aren't you grossed out? You were just swallowed by a Purple Worm! A; scrubbung bubbles, you're the one. You make the Bath time so much fun...
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is the Nympho leaving? A; *CHOMP!*
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are your hands under her skirt? A; It is better to have loved and lost, than never been out of your parent's basement.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: How can the villaness, Mighty Endowed, stand upright? A: I lost the keys and had to fluff the knob.
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Re: The Random Silver Age Character Generator ditto, and a decent amount. gotta explore it more when i have time.