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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Quotes from my Shadowrun4 campaign Cast: Esperanza: Female Orc Sniper. Adjusting to civilian life in Seattle after a life of mercenary work based out of Johannesburg, South Africa. Howler: Male Elf Shaman. Amerind heritage and dresses the part. Shiko: Female eGhost Hacker. An AI currently inhabiting a anthroform walker drone (Otomo). Six: Female Orc Rigger. Also well known as a famous combat biker. ---------------- Background The team is in Seattle tailing a drug dealer who is not producing as much as he should. The mark heads into a night club, so the team wants to send Esperanza in to keep an eye on him. Esperanza: Howler, summon a water spirit and have it Conceal my presence. Howler: I'll summon a Force 5 spirit. GM: The spirit has resisted your summoning and you nearly hemorrhage yourself from the Drain. Would you like to try that again? Howler: Yes, but this time I try to summon at Force 4 instead. Six: Shiko. Start recording this with your simsense rig. We may want to post the result on ElfFail.com. Howler: *rolls better than the spirit this time* Ha! I succeeded! Six: This reminds me of the old proverb: "A watched Elf never fails."

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The criticism is that in that game system its easier to kill than to subdue in unarmed combat. Generally, that is not the case in the real world, and the game testers believe that so it should be in the game world.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Quotes from a a D&D4 campaign. Cast: Anastrianna: Female Eladrin Wizard. Winter aspected with personality to match. Balinor: Male Half Elf Warlock. Chronically randy. Exploits include: An BDSM Succubus, Halfling Twins (at the same time), and a Half Orc head of the town guard. ---------- Background: Through out the campaign, the Warlock has been trying to get into the Wizard's panties much to the Wizard's disapproval. The GM needs some information about the Warlock. ---------- GM: Warlock, what pact did you take? Anastrianna (OOC): He took the fudge pact.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Only if the ninja is trying to deliver fast food (i.e. pizza or hamburgers).

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Re: The Expendables the movie, must see for DC players/GM The automatic shotgun is called the AA-12 and the exploding round is called the FRAG-12. The AA-12 is man portable. And they both really do exist.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From my Shadowrun4 game ---------- Cast: Bender: Male Troll Martial Artist and Alcoholic Deklin: Male Human Hacker Anna: Female Elven Combat Mage ---------- Background: The team has just been hired for a job in Boston. They are hatching a plan to ship their weaponry ahead of them to a hotel room that they booked in advance. Bender (OOC): I go to the local ExFed GM: There is a young man behind the counter. Bender: I'm sending a parcel and I want the insurances and delivery notifications. Young Man: So you want all the bells and whistles? Bender: Just the bells, I don't need the whistles. Young Man: No special orders. Bender: How about you put on the bells and whistles and then remove the whistles? Young Man: The whistles come with the bells. Its a package deal.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... More quotes from my Shadowrun4 game. This may be a "you had to be there" moment, but here it is. ---------- Cast: Bender: Male Troll drunk and martial artist. Anna: Female Elf combat mage. Deklan: Male Human hacker. ---------- Situation: The team is sieging a warehouse on the dock. As Bender breaks through a side door and enters the warehouse, an unmanned forklift narrowly misses running Bender over. Bender ducks out the door as the forklift comes to a stop, blocking the entrance. Anna (contemplates using a levitate spell to move the forklift): I don't think I can pick this thing up ... with my mind. Bender (mulling over his options): I'm big and tough and all, but I don't think I can punch out a forklift. GM: That was some revealing insight on how your characters solve their problems.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Quotes from a pick up game of Shadowrun4 Cast: Shirah: Female Elf Combat Mage Ghost: Male Orc Hacker ---------- The characters are meeting each other for the first time before a meet with Mr. Johnson Shirah: Stop looking at me like that! You're looking at me the wrong way! Ghost: How am I supposed to look at you? Light travels from your body to my eyes! I can't control it!

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... A chainsaw wielding bunny ... that's a scary thought.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Dat happens to be my character in that game.

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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Quotes from a D&D 3.5 game ---------- Cast Galarin: Male Fire Wizard Raylene: Female Paladin of Hoar Artimus: Male Cleric Divine Disciple and Doomguide of Kelmvor ---------- Galarin: I cast Greater Invisibility GM: Why would anyone want to make 'gators invisible? Artimus: Who wouldn't?

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I'd rep you if I had the power to do so.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Quotes from a D&D 4 game ---------- Cast: Baldronin: Male Dragonborn Paladin Balinor: Male Half Elf Warlock Thalin: Male Half Elf Warlord Annastriana: Female Eladrin Wizard ---------- Background: Our Warlord likes to try diplomacy before we kill things. In one encounter, he ended up seducing a Medusa, which lead to multiple amorous negotiations, if you catch my meaning. In a later adventure, he tries diplomacy with a warren of Trolls and fails. Annastriana: Quick Thalin, drop trow!

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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... More quotes from my Shadowrun4 game (well, quote, actually) ---------- Wren: Female Elf Rigger ---------- Best with out context Wren (OOC): Bing Bong, Your Johnson is free!

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I think I saw that episode ...

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... More quotes from my Shadowrun4 champaign. (Its been a while) ----------------------------------------------- Bender: A male alcoholic Troll martial artist. Wren: A female Elf drone rigger. Faulk: A male Human Christian Theurge. ----------------------------------------------- The team are trying to deliver a lost 8 year old girl back to her father: GM: You approach the door and ring the bell. A man in a black uniform and armoured jacket sporting a star logo answers. At the same time, four more men wearing the same uniform surround you outside of the condo. Bender: I ask the Lone Star officer who answered the door, "Have you found Jesus?" ----------------------------------------------- Random: GM: I'm not a killer GM ... mostly. ----------------------------------------------- The SitRep right before combat: GM: The EMP has burned out the electronics in your van. You have an unconscious 8 year old technomancer in the back of the van covered in blood. And, Lone Star is closing in ... Go!

Re: Your "Oh #@$%!" Moment I was told that this belonged in this thread, so instead of copying it, I'll link to it: http://www.herogames.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1890938&postcount=8233

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Quotes from a Shadowrun4 game I am playing in, but not running. ---------- Team (I don't know their names yet): Female Orc Sniper Male Elf Mage James: Male Human Hacker (Me) ---------- The team is following clues left by an abductor that lead to a Native American biker bar. GM: You enter the bar and its like a scene out of those old west movies where everyone stops what their doing and stares at you. James: I raise my hand and say, "How." GM: Roll Initiative.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... More quotes from my Shadowrun4 game. --------------- There was a lot of situational slapstick at my last session, but only one real quote. Wren: I deploy my Dobermans* GM: Well, the Dobermans have dog brains. So, when the next car goes by, they go chasing after it. Wren (OOC): I loose more drones that way. * A Doberman is a man sized, tracked drone that is used as a mobile weapons platform. The AI in the drones has the intelligence of a dog, and takes orders quite literally. Therefore, the "brain" of any drone is referred to as a dog brain.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... All hail Brock Samson from The Venture Brothers!!

Re: in the spirit of christmas! I like it. Looks like a viable character sketch for the next Batman movie. If you want to redo him in your old style, I won't complain.