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I'm a stellar spectroscopist. (It took my wife years to learn how to pronounce that without stumbling.) As in, someone who performs spectroscopic analysis of stars. In my case, this is for determining chemical compositions. Depending on what elements/isotopes are under consideration, or what sort of star you're looking at, this can be of interest in interpreting what has gone in within the star over its lifetime, or convey information about the prior generation(s) of stars that died and contributed heavy elements to the gas from which analyzed stars formed.

 

Other pieces of information are possible also, but I mostly was in the composition racket.

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Have a good trip. And please tell us how you managed to squeese four days into one. :D
I'd tell but then Cancer would want to know my secret, and then teach it to the class. :D

 

Have fun' date=' Bazza.[/quote']

 

Have fun!

Thanks. Leave tonight, well tomorrow 00:40. You know what I mean (if you can read 24-hour time :D )

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Well' date=' no modesty HERE, apparently. ;)[/quote']

"Stellar" as opposed to "planetary" or "interstellar matter" or "galactic" or "lab".

 

And yes, I attended at least one "Cool Stars Workshop". The puns there are so rife that I don't notice most of them any more. My wife gets the giggles and I have to ask why.

 

EDIT: There isn't much in the solar spectrum at 4426A. A weak blend of neutral titanium and neutral vanadium. ("Neutral" as opposed to "ionized" in this context.)

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"Stellar" as opposed to "planetary" or "interstellar matter" or "galactic" or "lab".

 

And yes, I attended at least one "Cool Stars Workshop". The puns there are so rife that I don't notice most of them any more. My wife gets the giggles and I have to ask why.

 

EDIT: There isn't much in the solar spectrum at 4426A. A weak blend of neutral titanium and neutral vanadium. ("Neutral" as opposed to "ionized" in this context.)

I wouldn't have been surprised to hear you didn't understand things your wife found funny, anyway. I thought that was part and parcel of being a math/physics specialist. :straight:

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There was a time when I got them, and once I have them pointed out to me I do see them. But I've been desensitized to the incongruities inherent in the use of those common phrases which have been shanghaied into astrophysics jargon.

 

EDIT: in fact, I share credit/blame for several satirical documents we distributed back in grad school leaning heavily on those incongruities. A number of those featured constructs that are, of course, not entirely SFW.

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"... Estimate the rate of horizontal branch ascensions, and the frequency of two- and three-body encounters. Describe some of the more interesting cases. Include in your answer discussion of the relevant excitation modes and pumping frequencies."

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