Bazza
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Everything posted by Bazza
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Wonders ceased centuries ago. Gen X might be the last generation that remembers them.
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Shouldn’t it be five stars?
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If there’s no axioms, it’s not a science.
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Butt-Headed Astronomer still gets a giggle.
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So, basically, you gotta fake it to make it.
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Top two posts on this page have been updated, as the jokes were duplicated. Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? - She was fed up with the hole business.
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Q: How do you get a hipster to eat a hot dog? A: Put it in a man bun.
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Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk.
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Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym? A: To get better buns.
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Police were called to a daycare centre where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
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Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He'd stop at nothing to avoid them.
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I suffer from kleptomania, but when it gets really bad, I take something for it.
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I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
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So what if I can't spell Armageddon? It's not the end of the world
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Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
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What is Forrest Gump's email password? 1Forrest1
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I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.
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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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I put all my spare cash into an origami business. It folded.
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I work in a paper factory, where my responsibilities are twofold.
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Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.
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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
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Did you hear about the 2 silk worms in a race? It ended in a tie!
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Want to hear something terrible? Paper. See? I told you it was tear-able.
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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
