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Bazza

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  1. A man goes to the doctor with a piece of lettuce dangling from his backside. “That looks nasty" says the doctor. "Nasty?" the man says. "That's just the tip of the iceberg".
  2. Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater.
  3. I’m going to sell my vacuum cleaner. It’s just sitting around collecting dust.
  4. When asked the secret of his success, Gordon Gecko replied that he read the Bible. Surprised, the interviewer asked a followup question, but Gecko interrupted. "Just the prophets" he said.
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