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Fifth Edition (another song parody)


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This is the original filk I wrote back on the old boards, about a month before Hero System Fifth Edition hit the shelves.

 

Fifth Edition

Based on "Original Sin"

original music and lyrics written by Jim Steinman

I've been looking for the Fifth Edition

Fourth with a twist and a bit of a spin

And since I've done all of the old ones

'Till they've all been done in

Now I'm just looking

Then I'm gone with the wind

Endlessly searching for the Fifth Edition

 

I can talk about Linked

And never draw the line

But will it ever be enough

I know that it'll never be enough

I can argue the cost of DEX

And say the cost is just fine

But will it ever be enough?

I know that it'll never be enough

 

It's not enough to make the debates go away

It's not enough to rewrite the rules

It's not enough to play a little bit better every day

It's a system of house rules opened up to debate

It's a system with problems that complicate

But it'll all be over now!

 

All I wanted was an end to our plight

Common rules we all could share

When the stars are out of sight

And the moon is down

The gamers are so restless tonight

All I needed was an end to the fight

Or something new we could discuss

When the stars are out of sight

And the moon is down

The gamers are so restless tonight

 

I've been looking for the ultimate game

Infinite genres with the rules all the same

And I'm very frustrated

And there's no one to blame

So now I'm just looking

And I'm going insane

Endless searching for the ultimate game

 

I can drown myself in house rules

'Till my mind is going numb

But will it ever be enough?

I know that it'll never be enough

I can always make whatever

Changes I could want

But will it ever be enough?

I know that it will never be enough

 

It's not enough to make the debates go away

It's not enough to rewrite the rules

It's not enough to play a little bit better every day

It's a system of house rules opened up to debate

It's a system with problems that complicate

But it'll all be over now!

 

All I wanted was an end to our plight

Common rules we all could share

When the stars are out of sight

And the moon is down

The gamers are so restless tonight

All I needed was an end to the fight

Or something new we could discuss

When the stars are out of sight

And the moon is down

The gamers are so restless tonight

 

I've been looking for the Fifth Edition

Fourth with a twist and a bit of a spin

And since I've done all of the old ones

'Till they've all been done in

Now I'm just looking

Then I'm gone with the wind

Endlessly searching for the Fifth Edition

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Re: Fifth Edition (another song parody)

 

Wish I knew the original tune' date=' it reads nicely![/quote']

 

While it's not the original, listen to the song playing during the end credits of The Shadow (Alec Baldwin). The original was performed by Pandora's Box, on the album Original Sin, but it didn't sell very well.

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