Lemurion Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Ok, here I am, wandering around on Christmas Eve doing my last minute Christmas shopping. Bought the GF her own PDA and a Robert E Howard book for a buddy. In short, minding my own business on the holiday Saturday. So what happens you ask? I walk into the brightly lit comic and games store and find myself over on the rack where they keep the Hero Games. It's Christmas Eve and I am spending money on OTHER PEOPLE. Still, I'm drawn to that one shelf. On that shelf, at full price between a bunch of half-price products I see a thick new book-- Pulp Hero. They didn't have this one last time I came in. I pick it up and it opens to the picture on page 383. Without a moment's thought, I make my way to the register, MasterCard in hand. Must Have Pulp Hero. Minutes later, the charge is fresh on the card, and the book safely tucked away. Evil I tell you, pure Evil. Merry Christmas Everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Re: And that's why I call him Evil Steve Evil - but damn nice about it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Long Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Re: And that's why I call him Evil Steve We prefer the term "morally differentiated." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Re: And that's why I call him Evil Steve Indifferentiated? . . . Whatever. As long as the Produce is of quality . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Long Posted December 26, 2005 Report Share Posted December 26, 2005 Re: And that's why I call him Evil Steve Oh, we definitely have quality produce. It's full of vitamins and fiber! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: And that's why I call him Evil Steve HERO! It's not just for breakfast anymore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Long Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: And that's why I call him Evil Steve But if you do choose to have HERO for breakfast, you can be assured of a boost that'll last you throughout the day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobGreenwade Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: And that's why I call him Evil Steve But if you do choose to have HERO for breakfast' date=' you can be assured of a boost that'll last you throughout the day![/quote']Not to mention plenty of dietary fiber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 Re: And that's why I call him Evil Steve I could use a nice big bowl of Hero-O's! Loaded with END reserves and fortified with CON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gojira Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Re: And that's why I call him Evil Steve Not to mention Ovaltine, for you pulp fans! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemurion Posted January 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Re: And that's why I call him Evil Steve "We are the Ovalteenies, happy girls and boys." Sorry that reminded me of a radio commercial from the 30's/40's that my mother would occasionally sing. (She was around then, I wasn't). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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