Marcus Impudite Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 inspired by this thread Marcus: Hello folks, and welcome to another edition of The Evil Dating Game. I'm your host Marcus The Impudite. Please give a warm...er, cold welcome for our lovely evil bachlorette. From The Cronicles Of Narnia, say hello to the White Witch Of Naria. [audience claps] White Witch: Hi, Marcus. [Marcus smiles and straightens his tie] Marcus: Well hello yourself sweetie. Anywho, say hello to today's three evil bachlors. White Witch: Hi guys. Bachlor #1 (Randell Flagg from The Stand): Hey baby. Bachlor #2 (Sauron from Lord Of The Rings): Hello. Bachlor #3 (Cole Turner from Charmed): Hey. [audience claps] Marcus: Okay, Let's begin shall we? WW, would you please read your first question? White Witch (clears her throat): Okay, Bachelor #1, if you were a puppy, what breed would you be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 Re: The Evil Dating Game I inspired a thread? WOW!! Anyhow.... Bachelor 1: I would be a 3-headed demon dog named Cerberus who is 15 feet high and pees fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hancock.tom Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 Re: The Evil Dating Game I know this is a joke thread (and a funny one at that) but Cole from charmed up there with Flagg and Sauron? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 Re: The Evil Dating Game Well, I don't know who Flagg is, but I know that Cole became the Source of all Evil in the Charmed universe... That's pretty badass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 Re: The Evil Dating Game Randall Flagg is the big baddy from Stephen King's The Stand. The Walking Man (think that was the nickname). The devil or high level demon of some such. I think he was in the Dark Tower series but dont know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 Re: The Evil Dating Game Randall Flagg is the big baddy from Stephen King's The Stand. The Walking Man (think that was the nickname). The devil or high level demon of some such. I think he was in the Dark Tower series but dont know. "The Walking Dude" He appears in several King stories, including The Stand, Eyes of the Dragon, and The Dark Tower series. "He looks like anybody you see on the street. But when he grins, birds fall off telephone lines. When he looks at you a certain way, your prostrate goes bad and your urine burns. The grass yellows up and dies where he spits. He's always outside. He came out of time. He doesn't know himself. He has the name of a thousand demons. ... His name is Legion. ... He knows magic. He can call the wolves and live in the crows. He's the king of nowhere." The Stand Page 818. That about sums it up, doesn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 Re: The Evil Dating Game Randall Flagg is the big baddy from Stephen King's The Stand. The Walking Man (think that was the nickname). The devil or high level demon of some such. I think he was in the Dark Tower series but dont know. "The Walking Dude" He appears in several King stories, including The Stand, Eyes of the Dragon, and The Dark Tower series. "He looks like anybody you see on the street. But when he grins, birds fall off telephone lines. When he looks at you a certain way, your prostrate goes bad and your urine burns. The grass yellows up and dies where he spits. He's always outside. He came out of time. He doesn't know himself. He has the name of a thousand demons. ... His name is Legion. ... He knows magic. He can call the wolves and live in the crows. He's the king of nowhere." The Stand Page 818. That about sums it up, doesn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted February 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 Re: The Evil Dating Game I know this is a joke thread (and a funny one at that) but Cole from charmed up there with Flagg and Sauron? Never underesteemate a demon like Cole, no matter how many times the Charmed Ones have toasted him he keeps coming back. White Witch: Bachelor #2, same question. Bachelor #2: I wouldn't be a puppy, I eat puppies for breakfast. [White Witch smiles and raises an eyebrow] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hancock.tom Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 Re: The Evil Dating Game Never underesteemate a demon like Cole, no matter how many times the Charmed Ones have toasted him he keeps coming back. Sorry if I have trouble taking him as seriously as I take Flagg and Sauron, YMMV and thats fine. Didn't Cole fall in love with Phoebe, and instead of killing her and her sisters, killed his masters? I remember him being good for a while too, some episodes where he saved a couple of the sisters and tried to convince them he had turned away from evil. The only reason he even became evil again was that he was possessed by the spirit of the source of all evil. If it wasn't for being possessed by that spirit, he wouldn't even be evil at all. IIRC Then again, I haven't watched the show in a while so maybe things have changed, but this guy is most definitely NOT in the same level of evil as Sauron or Flagg, which were both pure, 100%, all the time evil. Evil is a full time job. You gotta take it seriously no time off to pursue hot protagonists;) Back to your regularly scheduled joke thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 Re: The Evil Dating Game Well to finish off the question Sauron: I would be a werewolf, and devour elves and men for a snacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hancock.tom Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 Re: The Evil Dating Game Bachelor #1(Flagg): I would be the puppy you fall in love with, but gets rabies and kills your mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted February 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 Re: The Evil Dating Game White Witch: Okay Bachelor #3, how about you? Bachelor #3: I'd be a an ill-tempered, fire-breathing Hellhound, baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prestidigitator Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Re: The Evil Dating Game What, are you kidding? Sauron is all Warg, baby. All Warg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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