What Superheroes (and Supervillains) are Thankful for

[Dr Archeville]

(Superhero bits originally posted last year on iMockery. Supervillain bits created by me, originally posted on another messageboard.)

 

What Some Of Your Favorite Superheroes Are Thankful For

 

and....

 

What Supervillains are Thankful for

 

Abomination: "I am being thankful for aloe-vera lotion."

 

Doctor Doom: "Doom is thankful for Doom."

 

Doctor Octopus: "I am thankful for pie."

 

Galactus: "Though there are none like me in all of Creation, Galactus, too, can express thanks. Thanks to the hundreds and thousands of worlds I have consumed, and thanks to the Earth-Man Reed Richards, for defending my actions."

 

The Green Goblin: "I'm thankful for Bob Harras!"

 

Kang: "I'm thankful Marvel doesn't have a wonky Hypertime thing going on."

 

Kingpin: "I am also thankful for pie."

 

The Leader: "I am thankful for sombreros."

 

The Lizard: "I'm thankful for bansss on human ssstem cccell resssearch!"

 

Lex Luthor: "I'm thankful that the people of Metropolis are dumb enough to buy the 'My evil clone did it' defense... twice!"

 

Magneto: "I'm thankful Madame Medusa of the Inhumans has never tried to garrote me."

 

Mandarin: "I'm thankful the casual racism of the Golden Age is long gone. Now, pardon me while I go do some stereotypically Chinese things."

 

Mister Sinister: "I'm thankful that Chris Claremont decided not to make me an immortal eight-year-old boy, like he'd originally intended to!"

 

MODOK: "I'm thankful for La-Z-Boys!"

 

Onslaught: "I'm thankful for Rob Lief-.... waitaminute...."

 

Red Skull: "I am thankful for military surplus stores, und easily-swayed college students."

 

Rhino: "I'm t'ankful for standardized tests."

 

Shocker: "I'm thankful that there's a hand gesture with sexual connotations named after me!"

 

Stilt-Man: "I'm thankful for the 70s!"

 

Thanos: "I'm thankful for Nietzsche, without whom I'd have no dialogue."

 

Venom: "Thankful? We got retconned into a cancer-eating adrenaline junkie, was shucked off of Brock, and stuck to that Scorpion dweeb!"

 

Vulture: "Get off my lawn!"

 

Wizard: "I'm thankful that my headgear isn't as silly as Changeling's or High Evolutionary's or Xorn's. Seriously, who thought Mr. Skullheadman was a good guy?!"

[Dr Archeville]

Re: What Superheroes (and Supervillains) are Thankful for

 

And now it seems iMockery has blatantly stolen my Supervillain ideas

[bubba smith]

Re: What Superheroes (and Supervillains) are Thankful for

 

this thread calls for immediate bubbamancy

you know theres's one thing super-villians and honest folks have in common to be thankful for

that theyaren't in jail or a mental hospital

[Twilight]

Re: What Superheroes (and Supervillains) are Thankful for

 

I'm thankful the link Dr. Archeville provided referencing Galactus wasn't a sound file. I don't think I could've handled that much incessant whining.

[Lawnmower Boy]

Re: What Superheroes (and Supervillains) are Thankful for

 

I'm thankful for the bubbamancy that revived this thread for (Canuck) Thanksgiving.

 

Borealis: "I'm grateful to Mr. Canoehead* for making my bucket helmet look less stupid!"

Baron Nihil: "I'm thankful that Nazis never go out of style!"

Augury: "I'm grateful that I never have to worry that my glasses are going out of style, because no-one ever looks at them."

The Landsman: "I'd be grateful for some resistant defence."

 

 

 

 

 

*If you don't know, don't ask.

[bubba smith]

Re: What Superheroes (and Supervillains) are Thankful for

 

you're welcome L B