Basil Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's doing a terrible job. If he weren't dead' date=' I'd have him fired.[/quote'] Q: How's your zombie typist doing? A: No, another kind of monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' another kind of monkey.[/quote'] Q: Did that chimpanzee groping my girlfriend's behind come with the car? A: The time has come, my little friend, to talk of Elder Things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The time has come, my little friend, to talk of Elder Things. Q: But I don't want to plan for my retirement! A: The market went down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: But I don't want to plan for my retirement! A: The market went down. Q: So the effect of selling all you stock in Clearasil was what? A: But Sugar, it was just a dream! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The market went down. Q: The monkey hit the market; what was the result? A: Not your typical monkey-shines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: But Sugar' date=' it was just a dream![/quote'] Q: Are you screwing around with Nutrasweet? ARE YOU SCREWING AROUND WITH NUTRASWEET? A: Nyarlyhotep, you've got a lovely daughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nyarlyhotep' date=' you've got a lovely daughter.[/quote'] Q: Name a sixties song that didn't make it. A: Not your average monkey-shines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not your average monkey-shines. Q: Why should I go to SuperGrooms to shine my monkey? A: Oh, for someone to pick off all my parasites! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 22, 2007 Report Share Posted April 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why should I go to SuperGrooms to shine my monkey? A: Oh, for someone to pick off all my parasites! Q: Let me get this straight: Your greatest wish is for someone to shoot your relatives? A: Somalia is the best place for us now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 22, 2007 Report Share Posted April 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Somalia is the best place for us now! Q: We need to starve while being shot. Where should we go? A: Chillier than the spheroids of a metallic simian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We need to starve while being shot. Where should we go? A: Chillier than the spheroids of a metallic simian. Q: What was the general reaction to the Planet of the Apes remake? A: You're about to go where everybody goes in the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You're about to go where everybody goes in the end. Q: Does that sign say "Now Entering Philadelphia?" A: Thank You for Leaving Seattle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Does that sign say "Now Entering Philadelphia?" A: Thank You for Leaving Seattle. Q: What's that burned into your forehead? A: You haven't heard the last of me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You haven't heard the last of me! Q: What did the author of the "Me" trilogy say when they refused to make a "Books on Tape" of the third book in that trilogy? A: I call it "Books on Ape"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I call it "Books on Ape"! Q: Is that The Complete Works of Jane Goodall on your shelf? A: Because obliterating the Universe is worth if it means my second-grade teacher is no more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is that The Complete Works of Jane Goodall on your shelf? A: Because obliterating the Universe is worth if it means my second-grade teacher is no more! Q: Why would you possibly want an Illudium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator? A: It's a Bakelite Computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a Bakelite Computer. Q: Aren't you taking the term "DVD Burner" a little too literally? A: Thank you for lending me your ears. You can have them back now. Sorry about the grass stains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Aren't you taking the term "DVD Burner" a little too literally? A: Thank you for lending me your ears. You can have them back now. Sorry about the grass stains. Q: OWWWWWWWW! A: It sounds like a cat stuffed in a tuba being blown by Kiri te Kanawa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It sounds like a cat stuffed in a tuba being blown by Kiri te Kanawa! Q: How do you know an brontosaur is in heat? A: Their brains were small, and they died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Their brains were small' date=' and they died.[/quote'] Q: What happened to the League of Microcephalic Heroes? A: I find it the best way to deal with monkeys who try to push you around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I find it the best way to deal with monkeys who try to push you around. Q: Exploding Bananas? A: Where can I buy a REAL Ota? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Where can I buy a REAL Ota? Q: Why do you keep muttering about "pseudota"? A: I call her Doña Simian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I call her Doña Simian. Q: Does your pet gorilla have a name? A: Completely bald. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Completely bald. Q: What do you call an eagle after it's been plucked? A: Where the giraffes are, and the zebras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you call an eagle after it's been plucked? A: Where the giraffes are, and the zebras. Q: Where do you want me to put the auto-tracking heat seeking minigun down? A: Superior Western Technology! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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