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On 5/12/2024 at 4:00 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: Any accurate statement about Orks is insulting.

 

Q: What do you mean, Ork is best prepared by long slow braising, and as a winter stew it's both tasty and nutritious?

 

A: Of course, they like it that way.

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18 hours ago, Cancer said:

 

Q: What do you mean, Ork is best prepared by long slow braising, and as a winter stew it's both tasty and nutritious?

 

A: Of course, they like it that way.

 

Q: What do you mean when they prefer the Hansel and Gretel solution?

 

A: That is the Fairy Tale Way.

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1 hour ago, Asperion said:

A: That is the Fairy Tale Way.

 

Q: Your legal system is based on horrifying consequences for even trivial offenses that we never tell the kids about?

 

A: Bite that guy, not me. 

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On 5/15/2024 at 9:02 AM, Pariah said:

 

Q: Your legal system is based on horrifying consequences for even trivial offenses that we never tell the kids about?

 

A: Bite that guy, not me. 

Q: What did Mina say when the Count caught her "in the act" with a college student half her age?

 

A: I am a demolition worker. It is my job to turn buildings into vacant spaces where other buildings can be built in their place. I hope you will take that into account, Your Honor.

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2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: I am a demolition worker. It is my job to turn buildings into vacant spaces where other buildings can be built in their place. I hope you will take that into account, Your Honor.

 

Q: YOU DYNAMITED THE HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT?!?

 

A: I said, "Guy Fawkes."  Got that?  Fawkes.

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17 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: I got the movie you wanted but I didn't know -- are you really into porno?

 

A: We don't talk about Pizza. No, No, No we don't talk about Pizza!

 

Q: For dinner, are we having Hawaiian, pepperoni,  Chicago style?

 

A: That interstate running through your planet. 

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5 minutes ago, Asperion said:

A: That interstate running through your planet. 

 

Q: Oh, what are the bloody Vogons on about this time? 

 

A: Justice may be blind, but the neighbors aren't.

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On 5/21/2024 at 8:08 AM, Pariah said:

 

Q: Oh, what are the bloody Vogons on about this time? 

 

A: Justice may be blind, but the neighbors aren't.

 

Q: Now that the courts have found him innocent,  what made everyone attack him on the way out?

 

A: The fire is frozen. 

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On 5/29/2024 at 8:46 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Whatever your complaint against Disney, isn't organizing a public DVD burning a bit much?

 

A: And that's why coffee is for grownups!

 

Q: Are you really a three foot tall giant?

 

A: That was made from inverse particles. 

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12 hours ago, Asperion said:

A: That was made from inverse particles. 

 

Q: [background singing: "It's Anti-Doody Time, it's Anti-Doody Time, it's Anti-Doody Time, ....]

 

    [Foreground announcer:] "Hello, boys and girls, do you know what time it is?  That's, right, it's ... Anti-Doody Time!  And here are our hosts, Anti-Doody and Unpeakable Swords!"

 

A: There's highly charged debate about weak neutral currents.

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On 6/2/2024 at 9:00 PM, Cancer said:

 

Q: [background singing: "It's Anti-Doody Time, it's Anti-Doody Time, it's Anti-Doody Time, ....]

 

    [Foreground announcer:] "Hello, boys and girls, do you know what time it is?  That's, right, it's ... Anti-Doody Time!  And here are our hosts, Anti-Doody and Unpeakable Swords!"

 

A: There's highly charged debate about weak neutral currents.

 

Q: How are we supposed to get anything from these neutrons?

 

A: When I said longhorn,  that was not what I meant. 

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12 minutes ago, Asperion said:

A: When I said longhorn,  that was not what I meant. 

 

Q: How's that alpenhorn sounding, Tex? 

 

A: Defeated by a pair of knaves. 

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4 hours ago, Pariah said:

A: Defeated by a pair of knaves. 

 

Q: His hole cards included two jacks, to go with the two others he had showing?

 

A: Slime!  Semi-infinite quantities of slime!

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